4 thoughts on “Honor my wishes. Also the tasers are in the box in back.”
Do be sure to let us know if you change your mind later or we might just accommodate you.
Myself, I would prefer a Viking funeral, but unfortunately, I don’t have a boat. So, I’m depending on all of y’all to toss my carcass on some rich dood’s yacht with a few gallons of gasoline to get the going-away party started. And, if the boat belonged to John Effin’ Kerry or Algore and they just so happened to get handcuffed to the handrail by accident when it happened, wouldn’t none of you hear me complaining about it, that’s for sure.
Ship your dead carcass out here to the east coast WWW. We have several boats and I will make sure you get the Viking funeral you desire and deserve. I’m pretty good with a bow and arrow. Valhalla!!
Do be sure to let us know if you change your mind later or we might just accommodate you.
Myself, I would prefer a Viking funeral, but unfortunately, I don’t have a boat. So, I’m depending on all of y’all to toss my carcass on some rich dood’s yacht with a few gallons of gasoline to get the going-away party started. And, if the boat belonged to John Effin’ Kerry or Algore and they just so happened to get handcuffed to the handrail by accident when it happened, wouldn’t none of you hear me complaining about it, that’s for sure.
That is my second choice… But I want fireworks stuff up the derrière.
Ship your dead carcass out here to the east coast WWW. We have several boats and I will make sure you get the Viking funeral you desire and deserve. I’m pretty good with a bow and arrow. Valhalla!!
You can practice by eating taco bell….