8 thoughts on “He was pushed!

  1. Wife: “OMG! He never had a chance!”

    Reporter: “Wrong. He got out three times to piss.”

    • If it was Cederq, he’d have had a catheter in already, so he didn’t dilute the coffee.
      It could only have improved the flavour though, the crap covfefe that Yanks insist on drinking and paying top prices for!

        • Vegemite doesn’t need to be improved, it’s already perfect. The aged and infirm, most readers here, would do well to find a source of it imported from Australia.
          It improves your health and makes you more attractive to the opposite sex, as I regularly find.

          • Oh no, John-o. Your statement proves that there’s something hallucinogenic in Vegemite.

            Sorry, mate – that dog won’t hunt.

            • Igor, so what’s the problem in that?
              Vegemite was originally developed because of gubmint concerns during the Great War of possible widespread food shortages at home and abroad.
              Such never eventuated, but the yeast extract, apart from the easy production, was a success with troops and the general populace, especially mothers with young kiddies, seeking a highly nutritious food that was easily stored. A feature important before the days of home refrigerators. Children and adults alike enjoyed the tangy-tasting spread, on bread or crackers, or as an additive to gravies. The B group vitamins that it’s chock-full of were an easy way to provide nutrients for kids, especially during the Great Depression years. The product is an important part of any Aussie Digger’s combat rations, for the above reasons, and because we love it.
              Note that in the days of low technology, low price solutions to nutritional needs, there was no thought of eating bugs! The WEF be fucked.

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