11 thoughts on “Got Wood?

  1. Oh no no no no really interesting to look at but send it over to the community dirtbag at let him make his wood until his demise

  2. That one popper almost looks indecent…. I wonder how many hands and fingers have been hurt or crushed? The worse one is that guillotine chopper, you don’t move fast enough or get your head a little too close…

    • Agreed. The first one looked relatively benign, the second one was downright dangerous, the one with the Fairbanks-Morse one-lunger looked marginal, and that chewer looks like it’ll bite if you don’t respect it. #2 is the worst, if you have to throw the wood at it it’s unsafe at any speed!

  3. #1 looked fine until I heard the kid’s voice and wondered when the kid was going to give it a go unsupervised or otherwise.
    #2 reminds me of every psycho-chick I’ve ever heard about.

  4. “So how come they call you lefty?” is a question these guys will be asked soon. Seriously, who needs a splitter for softwood? A good heavy splitting axe is all you need.

  5. This may not be OSHA approved.
    😱😱😱😱😱

  6. I cut and split 16+ cord a year. The hydraulic splitter is slower than shit. Something like that looks pretty attractive. Of course, there is no need to run it so fast. Lose a fucking hand showing off.

    You can’t do shit with an ax to a yellow birch, or beech or maple, green.

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