Thank you “IT AINT HOLY WATER” blog “itaintholywater.blogspot.com” for bringing this to our attention. We will get to the bottom of this moral outrage.
31 thoughts on “Filthie and I will be impaneling a blue ribbon committee to study this.”
I do not even ask what is wrong with these people anymore. I just do my best to stay far away from them. like WTF ? really ?
Dave, that is a good and healthy strategy, one I try to do everyday.
there is a lot to be said about living in a cabin in the woods.
peace of mind is one of the biggest ones.
other than doc appts, or food shopping. we rarely go into town. and I only hit the local range about once a month these days. and then only on off hours like.
the doc says my blood pressure is a lot better now that I am retired and in the woods. you might want to dump your tv too
as the shit on it will raise your blood pressure.
Or my girlfriend, who’s been known to wake herself up by farting in her sleep.
guess she’s never heard my wifey unit
Sound is one measure of strength, but it is ‘Odorosity’ which trumps them all. When you can knock a buzzard off a shit wagon, you know you are ready to go on the professional circuit …
I’m supremely offended! I fart louder than the hubs. Humph!
Her statement is entirely a promulgation of the victimhood in which she has chosen to clothe herself. “It is easier to fool someone than to convince them that they have been fooled.” I am sure she is making the communists and zionists quite proud, however.
If you’d shut up long enough to build some back pressure, you COULD fart louder than a man.
My baby sister could go for volume and toxicity like no one. Her ability to stink out a school bus on field trips was legendary and even discussed by her classmates and teachers during the grad ceremonies.
Thanks. Best laugh of the day. I’m in tears.
My G-d, that’s one of the dumbest things I’ve ever read. I worked in the .Gov for 10 years, so that’s a huge fucking statement.
I can be famous for fifteen minutes if I can come up with something new to be butthurt about.
When the verbage gets into three and four syllables….than you know they’re wasting my oxygen.
I fart in her general direction.
I just farted. Fuck you, Ashleigh.
Sorry, I didn’t hear that.
Could you try again without marking your territory?
If my dog sat on her face she’d die…suddenly. My dog is a weapon.
Mental illness on full display. Besides, one of my cats is the deadliest of anyone in our household. Gas masks, anyone?
1) Demand equity of outcome, laws must be passed, wimmins must eat more beans, cabbage, peppers, et al
2) No legal poopholes, no farting around with such a serious matter
3) I must shirk my civic duty by claiming old man status so as not to be on a jury for this type crime as I don’t want to hear nor smell the evidence
4) licensing fees must be light and airy once we get to this stage of the matter
And the most amusing part of all this is we are still not close to peak insanity.
chuckling
Dammit. The seismograph’s outta paper again, Cederq.
I take it that this sheila has never been around one of Cederq’s shart attacks, then? She’ll probably claim reparations for mental and odoriferous anguish in that case.
“Lest I fart in your general direction” – Monty Python
Perhaps the integrity of her rear main seal has been compromised too many times for her to be able to build up enough pressure to compete?
You know it’s a qualifier if you have to pull your socks back up.
Mentally Defective individuals like this only Exist because Modern, Urban ‘society’ supports them. Remove its Cell Phone (you might need a large Prybar) and throw it out in the Woods, and odds are good it will be Eaten by Field Mice in less than 24 Hours. If’n a Bar don’ et it First….
My Horse is smarter, (and better looking) than this. NO, I’m not a ‘brony’!
When the lights go out, these pukes will be feeding my dog.
Cool…according to that “article”, I have an assault ass.
I do not even ask what is wrong with these people anymore. I just do my best to stay far away from them. like WTF ? really ?
Dave, that is a good and healthy strategy, one I try to do everyday.
there is a lot to be said about living in a cabin in the woods.
peace of mind is one of the biggest ones.
other than doc appts, or food shopping. we rarely go into town. and I only hit the local range about once a month these days. and then only on off hours like.
the doc says my blood pressure is a lot better now that I am retired and in the woods. you might want to dump your tv too
as the shit on it will raise your blood pressure.
Or my girlfriend, who’s been known to wake herself up by farting in her sleep.
guess she’s never heard my wifey unit
Sound is one measure of strength, but it is ‘Odorosity’ which trumps them all. When you can knock a buzzard off a shit wagon, you know you are ready to go on the professional circuit …
I’m supremely offended! I fart louder than the hubs. Humph!
Her statement is entirely a promulgation of the victimhood in which she has chosen to clothe herself. “It is easier to fool someone than to convince them that they have been fooled.” I am sure she is making the communists and zionists quite proud, however.
If you’d shut up long enough to build some back pressure, you COULD fart louder than a man.
I fart in her general direction.
Loudly.
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My baby sister could go for volume and toxicity like no one. Her ability to stink out a school bus on field trips was legendary and even discussed by her classmates and teachers during the grad ceremonies.
Thanks. Best laugh of the day. I’m in tears.
My G-d, that’s one of the dumbest things I’ve ever read. I worked in the .Gov for 10 years, so that’s a huge fucking statement.
I can be famous for fifteen minutes if I can come up with something new to be butthurt about.
When the verbage gets into three and four syllables….than you know they’re wasting my oxygen.
I fart in her general direction.
I just farted. Fuck you, Ashleigh.
Sorry, I didn’t hear that.
Could you try again without marking your territory?
If my dog sat on her face she’d die…suddenly. My dog is a weapon.
Mental illness on full display. Besides, one of my cats is the deadliest of anyone in our household. Gas masks, anyone?
1) Demand equity of outcome, laws must be passed, wimmins must eat more beans, cabbage, peppers, et al
2) No legal poopholes, no farting around with such a serious matter
3) I must shirk my civic duty by claiming old man status so as not to be on a jury for this type crime as I don’t want to hear nor smell the evidence
4) licensing fees must be light and airy once we get to this stage of the matter
And the most amusing part of all this is we are still not close to peak insanity.
chuckling
Dammit. The seismograph’s outta paper again, Cederq.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M03ITBjd91k
I take it that this sheila has never been around one of Cederq’s shart attacks, then? She’ll probably claim reparations for mental and odoriferous anguish in that case.
“Lest I fart in your general direction” – Monty Python
Perhaps the integrity of her rear main seal has been compromised too many times for her to be able to build up enough pressure to compete?
You know it’s a qualifier if you have to pull your socks back up.
Mentally Defective individuals like this only Exist because Modern, Urban ‘society’ supports them. Remove its Cell Phone (you might need a large Prybar) and throw it out in the Woods, and odds are good it will be Eaten by Field Mice in less than 24 Hours. If’n a Bar don’ et it First….
My Horse is smarter, (and better looking) than this. NO, I’m not a ‘brony’!
When the lights go out, these pukes will be feeding my dog.
Cool…according to that “article”, I have an assault ass.