This, Right Here

Gleefully re-distributed from WRSA because it has been painfully and repeatedly proven to be true on a massive scale to me lately.

Unbelievably stupid to the point that I can’t believe there aren’t fleets of these running around everywhere.

People that make it obvious why these had to be invented,.

Because they are too stupid to tie their own shoes.

They are fucking everywhere I go anymore.

The Stink Of Desperation

While I was up doing my thrice weekly Cardio Rehab Torture Session I got a freaking text from the DeSantis campaign.

I’m sure it was one of those phone texts that nobody reads responses to but I couldn’t help myself.

Give it up dude.

You were an Also Ran before you got started.

They Are Serious

Listen closely and understand that they think they can actually do this.

They seem to think they can do this on a global scale,

In the first place you dumb fucks, nobody voted for you.

Nobody wants you and if you keep fucking around you are definitely going to find out.