We have?

I thought so, just making sure.

BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW DAMN GOOD AND WELL WHAT IS COMING RIGHT ALONG WITH IT.

Image from Zenger News.

“The Toilet Is Plugged”.

Sooner than expected.

Let’s just dive right in shall we?

If this is too difficult to read, hit the + button and you can blow it up.

You can also just DOWNLOAD the file and save it to read at your liesure.

I had a lot of trouble trying to get it to fit from a PDF file so my apologies.

Me?

Yer damn right I am.

And A Job!

So You Can FEED ME!

Well, once again it’s like one step forward and two steps back but not quite.

I did make some progress on the little bastard but in the process discovered some more issues.

No surprise there.

I did manage to get it cleaned up some, that whole engine was just a dirty, greasy, filthy PIG.

Then I made a huge mess trying to drain the gas that had a little oil in it out of the crankcase.

Thin?

Oh yeah. You can see the oil drain tube sticking out over that hole in the middle at the bottom. It has a push and twist valve that allows the oil to drain out.

Ostensibly through that little hole they put there just for that purpose.

OH HELL NO.

That shit started shooting out of that tube all over the mower, the trailer it is sitting on and me.

Then it ran all down under the cowling and down the side step, dripped through that hole and ran all over the mower deck too.

The little drain pan I had under there maybe, MAYBE, got two fucking tablespoons full of oil in it before I grabbed ahold of that damn valve and cranked it shut.

What a mess.

Dirty bastards.

After I cleaned all that up I changed the oil filter and filled it back up.

I had the gas tank off cleaning it up, the previous owner had yanked the fuel line out from under it for some reason.

I bought some new fuel hose, clamps and an inline filter and put all that back together.

While I was scrubbing scraping and cleaning the engine I noticed a couple of problems that I am going to have to take care of.

That ain’t good and neither is this,

The starter seemed to work when I jumped the solenoid the other day so I am going to hold off on that.

That smoked out voltage regulator is another story.

I got online and checked the local John Deere outfit and had another laughing fit when I saw what they wanted for one of those.

$105 plus tax.

Yeah FUCK THAT.

FleaBay here I come.

This is more like it.

Can you say MARK UP??!!

Holy shit.

I already had to order the switch that controls the electro-magnetic clutch for the mower blade assembly. The starter circuit also goes through that S.O.B .

The clutch circuit appeared to be working but I was getting juice from the Start position on the key switch going in but nothing coming out.

I see I got burned on that bitch too, I paid $40 something for it and they are less than $15 on FleaBay for cheap knock off’s.

Ah well.

While I was cleaning up all that oil I happened to have to take a look underneath the damn thing and found a pin missing that holds an arm for the height adjustment of the mower deck under the ass end,

More Fiddle Fartin’ but I managed to find a nut and a bolt that fit for now until I can find the right pin and retaining clip.

That will be easy enough.

Getting the deck lined up again took care of the problem with it interfering with the left front tire when turning.

Oh there is lots and lots more to do to this thing, trust me.

As much as it scares me, I am going to take a look see as to the availability of either e REPRO or a used hood for it too eventually.

The one on it is too fucked up to try and fix.

Not only is it broke to shit, there is a big hunk missing out of it and the mounting hardware and fixtures are gone too.

I figure if I can get this thing running and get the trailer fixed both for under $500 I will be doing good.

Even used John Deere tractors like that are expensive as hell around here and that trailer would run ya anywhere from $300 to $450 easy.

A comparable new JD riding mower isn’t going anywhere for less than $2,000.

Minimum.

It still remains to be seen if I can get that engine running but if it has decent compression then I will win eventually.

My buddy told me again earlier today that he saw it mowing the lawn next door to him last Summer so we shall see.

Back to the basics.

Some really great news, our Author has found all of the original pieces he wrote on an old Laptop he had forgotten about.

This will make things much easier.

This is important stuff here, the soil you have to use is the very basic foundation of any growing activities.

Crap soil will not grow the food you are going to need.

It can literally take years to supplement bad soil to get it up to optimal condition.

My thanks again to Food Grower for taking the time to share this very important information.

The foundation of it all, this thing called dirt

Hi Ho, Hi Ho

It’s Back to School We Go!!!

Caveat lector: The following is based on my experience, practices, likes, environment, ideas and successes or failures. Folks in other parts of the country, in other garden zones, and with other goals may, and probably do, do things different than I do. I am not telling you, you have to do it my way. This is what works for me. I also don’t know everything and I don’t grow everything. I’ll let you know when you ask me about something I don’t know or don’t grow. I will never try to snow you.

Dirt

It’s all around us, under our feet and buildings, sloping up to touch the clouds, in the air (at least during almond season) and apparently, according to my mother, in my ten year old ears “Land sakes boy, you got enough dirt in them ears to grow spuds. Get in there and wash your face.”

But, what is dirt? I’m not going to go all earth sciences on this but (you knew there was a but coming didn’t you?) we can’t avoid some science and fact finding in our pursuit of understanding our growing medium. This article is long for the simple fact this is complex topic. Even trying to keep it simple it’s still complex.

From the real world perspective of a food grower, dirt or more appropriate for our purposes soil, is a complex brew of bits of rock, sand, clay, silica, humus, organic matter, nutrients, organisms, moisture and microbial life all tangled together in a complex web. In balance this soil web is the root of sustaining life. Out of balance, well just cut your throat, it’s quicker than dying of starvation.

Before I move on I want to explore one of the above items in more detail – humus. A full definition and understanding of humus would most likely run to several pages and even then we would be left with questions. In a nut shell humus is what you get after the organic material in soil is completely broken down. Though characterized as being amorphous (without shape or form) it none the less contributes to the structure, fertility, porousness, and moisture retention of soil. You can feel and smell the difference between a poor soil and a soil rich in humus.

So why am I harping on humus? Humus is a vital part of a healthy soil. Also, though not fully understood, it is considered to be an inhibitor of some soil borne diseases and pathogens. Further, you can make it, as it is the desirable end result of a sound composting operation. Which, hopefully I’ll have the space to discuss at the end of this article.

In the last paragraph I used the term healthy soil. The contributors to a healthy soil are many. We need to understand them in order to determine our soil health and what modifications are needed when our soil health is poor. Until someone corrects me, what I feel are important to know are

– Base soil type – clay, sand, silt, peat, saline or combination thereof

– Essential nutrients – Nitrogen (N), phosphorus (P), Potassium (K), Calcium (Ca), Magnesium (Mg),

Sulfur (S), Zinc (Zn), Iron (Fe), Manganese (Mn), Copper (Cu), Boron (B) and Molybdenum (Mo)

(whew, I think I got most of them, there’s actually 16 in all)

– Organic content and humus

– Insect and microbial life

– pH level

– Moisture content

– Aeration

– Inorganic materials

Soil Types

Knowing your soil type will allow you understand the problems you may encounter when trying to grow food in it. Unfortunately there isn’t a whole lot you can do in the short term to change a poor soil type and even in the long term it can be quite a project. One means of dealing with a really poor soil is the utilization of raised beds and making the soil you fill them with. This doesn’t really change your soil type, just covers it over and I’ve previously dealt with its (raised beds) limitation in a truck garden situation. There are two places we use raised beds in our gardens, one is aesthetics, the other is for perennial plants like raspberries and blueberries as the raised bed provides better drainage. The beds for the berries don’t incorporate any structure to maintain shape and could more accurately be described as mounding.

To help you understand your soil type you can send a sample out to be analyzed by a lab or you can perform an old high school science project (real cheap). Dig down a few inches in your garden and collect between a ¼ cup and ½ cup of soil (more than ½ a cup is a waste and you’ll need a bigger jar). Pick out the bigger pieces of rock and organic debris. Dump this and two cups of water in a quart canning jar. It will help if you use an emulsifier (cheap alternative – liquid dish soap). Four or five drops is all you need. Shake the jar like mad for a minute or two and then set the jar down and let everything settle out. It may take a full day or even a little longer for this to happen. Unless you have a real odd soil you’ll see bands start to form in the jar as your curiosity gets the better of you and you take a peek now and again instead of waiting for the next day.

The layers in the jar will give you a rough idea of the components of your soil and the percentage of each. Small rocks and sand will be the bottom layer. Silt will be next and clay will be on top. If you have a lot of organic material in your sample it will settle at the very top or float on the water. Do not include the organic matter in the following calculations.

It is generally accepted that if 50% or more of the volume is sand your soil is classified as sandy. If over 50% is silt, you guessed it, you have a silty soil. If 25% or more of the volume is clay with a heavy silt deposit you have a clay soil. You can’t test for a peat soil this way and it’s probably true that if you have a peat soil type you already know it. Saline soil is another outlier because it more probably could be labeled a soil condition, rather than a soil type.

So what’s a good soil look like in the above test. If you have somewhere around 40% sand, 40% silt and 20% clay you have a pretty well balanced soil that would be considered a loamy soil. From this we can infer that loamy is not really a soil type, but more a soil blend.

Knowing the soil type will let you understand some of the problems it will give you. A clay soil can take a long time to get irrigated, yet when wet, it will hold moisture for a long time. Due to its density it can be difficult for air and nutrients to move through it as well. Sand has good drainage, probably too good as it will dry out quickly. It also has trouble holding on to the nutrients your plants need to grow. Silty soil is next to a good loam soil for growing but is easily eroded and when dry can be carried aloft by the wind. It can also manifest drainage problems.

Essential Nutrients

To understand the level of essential nutrients in your soil you need to send a sample to a lab to have it analyzed or purchase a test kit and do it yourself. Many of the test kits utilize a small sample of your soil, a chemical and a colored test strip. You prepare the soil sample, put it in water, add the chemical, wait for the reaction to occur and then compare the color of the sample with the test strip to get an idea of that particular nutrient.

Most of us are familiar with the big three, nitrogen (N), phosphorus (P) and potassium (K). The letters in parenthesis are the chemical symbol of the element. Nitrogen primarily drives foliage growth, phosphorus drives root and yield development and potassium helps develop a strong plant structure (stems and limbs) and supports flowering and fruit set.

I don’t want to bore you to death so I’ll just express inorganic fertilizers list each of the above as a three number grouping (i.e. 10,5,5) on the package. Nitrogen is first, phosphorus is second and potassium is third. Basically the numbers indicate how much of each you have in a given quantity of fertilizer. A twenty five pound bag of fertilizer labeled 10,5,5 would have 10%N, and 5% each of P and K. This is approximately 2.5 lbs of Nitrogen, and 1.25 lbs of phosphorus and potassium each.

Some organic sources for nitrogen are manures, worm castings, fish meal, blood meal and soybean meal. You need to be careful using manures to drive your nitrogen because fresh manure can be too hot (have too much nitrogen) and you’ll burn your plants. If you are going to use fresh manures it’s best to use them in the fall and till them in so they’ll have all winter to breakdown or use them on a patch of ground that is going to lie fallow for a year. It’s better if you compost all manures before you use them.

Phosphorus has two basic source forms, either mineral (rock dust) or bone (fish bone meal). The mineral forms last longer in the soil where the bone form is more readily available to the plant. Other organic sources are bat, pig and chicken manure (actually guano with bats).

Organic potassium sources are sheep manure, alfalfa or kelp meal, hardwood ashes and greensand.

A lessor known group of nutrients is Calcium (Ca), Magnesium (Mg) and Sulfur (S). Calcium is essential for building a strong cellular structure in the plant and supports the movement of nutrients to the plant. Magnesium is central to the atomic structure of chlorophyll. Sulfur helps plants with the formation of proteins. Different forms of sulfur perform different duties from an insecticide to altering soil pH. We’re focusing on its use as a nutrient here.

The above six elements are known as macronutrients. The rest of the elements could be considered to be trace elements. Their importance should not be overlooked however. An imbalance of any one of them can give you trouble in the garden. To avoid this article becoming overly long (which it already is) I’ll address them in the comments or another article if there is enough interest.

Once you understand what the various elements do, and by testing, know how much is present in your soil you know how much you need to add to correct your soil. Depending on how you go about amending your soil this can be a little of a guessing game. You have a get out of jail free card if you compost.

Organic content and humus

I’ve previously addressed humus in this article. Other organic content in your soil will be bits of plant residue, woody structure and the remains of small animals and insects. These all contribute to the structure and health of your soil, especially at the microbial level.

Insect and microbial life

A healthy soil will have a whole host of beneficial insects and microbial life that process your soil, have symbiotic relationships with your plants and perform many critical functions converting one thing to another. This is why we can’t overlook the detrimental impact of insecticides when we attempt to deal with insect pests. In many instances we can utilize cultural controls or a beneficial insect to deal with a pest and leave the good bugs alone by leaving the insecticide on the shelf.

pH level

In plain language soil pH is a measure of the acidity or alkalinity of your soil. It is measured on a range from -1 to 14. A pH of 7 is considered neutral. Lower numbers indicate a more acidic soil while higher numbers indicate a more alkaline soil. The vast majority of your garden plants will do well in soil with a pH between 6 and 7. The reason pH is important is because the more acidic a soil is, the more soluble most elements are. Eventually, elements like aluminum and manganese become too soluble, the plant suffers from toxicity and may even die. Highly alkaline soils lock up nutrients and elements and negatively impact the roots ability to take them in, plant health suffers as a result.

It is usually considered to be easier to raise your soil pH than to lower it. Dolomite lime is an effective means of raising the pH. You actually have several ways to lower the pH of your soil. The two I use are acetic acid for a short term response and elemental sulfur for a long term approach. If you can’t find acetic acid use 5% white vinegar instead. I use this in irrigation water to provide a quick response for plants needing a lower pH. It breaks down quickly in the soil though.

Moisture Content

Just as with virtually everything else in your soil, too much or too little moisture will be detrimental to your efforts. Some soils, notably very sandy soils and heavy clay soils, will negatively impact your ability to maintain a proper moisture content. While insufficient moisture content is readily recognizable by wilted plants and fruit drop, excessive moisture can cause problems as well, often long before the plant exhibits any stress symptoms and by then it’s too late. Raspberries are a good example, they like a lot of water but they don’t like to have wet feet. Your soil for raspberries (and many other crops) requires good drainage.

A problem with maintaining a proper moisture content is understanding how much water is required for certain plants. Many times you’ll read something like blueberries require 1~2 inches of water a week. Well how much water is that? The following will help you convert inches a time period to gallons a time period. I have input the following into a spreadsheet that makes it fast and painless to perform the conversions.

First some constants.

1 square foot is 144 square inches. 1 inch of water on one square foot = 144 cubic inches. There are 231 cubic inches of water in one gallon. It takes 0.623376623 gallons of water to cover 144 square inches 1 inch deep

Next calculate the square footage (in feet, dimensions less than 1 foot use the decimal value). Rectangle areas are width X length. Circular areas are pi X radius² or 3.1416 * (radius squared).

Once you have the area, multiply it by 0.623376623. Then multiply this result by the number of inches of water.

The time period doesn’t matter. If your plant needs 2 inches of water per week you just need to perform the above calculations to figure out how many gallons per week you need to apply. If you water three times a week, divide that amount by three.

The following is for a blueberry plant having a root ball diameter of five feet

((3.1416 X 2.52²) X 0.623376623) X 2

((3.1416 X 6.35) X 0.623376623) X 2

(19.94916 X 0.623376623) X 2

12.435 * 2 = 24.87 gallons of water per week.

Aeration

Your plant roots need air. Too much water can drown plant roots, heavily compacted soils will inhibit the movement of air to your plant roots, so can heavy clay soils. If your water problem comes from over watering then you need to cut down on your irrigation. If the excessive water is from another source (too much rain) then you may need to plant in a raised bed, or incorporate drain tiles in your ground. Heavily compacted soils or just heavy clay soils will benefit from amendments that open up the soil. Sand, perlite and compost are three things you can add to improve drainage and aeration.

Inorganic Materials

Rocks and man made waste are probably the two largest components of inorganic materials. Usually size determines whether it will have an impact on your gardening efforts. I try to remove all larger rocks, broken glass, metals and plastics from the soil as I encounter them.

Composting – Your get out of jail free card

There are probably as many opinions on composting as there are people that compost. There are all kinds of systems, bins, amendments, starters and gizmos for sale to help you compost. As far as I’m concerned you don’t need any of them.

When you compost you incorporate materials in a pile and let microbial action break down all the organic material to a rich humus. As stated way up near the top of this article, humus is very beneficial to your soil. A finished compost has a pH of right at 7. Most properly finished composts (somewhat dependent on base materials) will have a NPK of 0.5, 0.5, 0.5, a mild, yet well balanced, amount of essential nutrients. Finished compost will build and feed your soil over a long period of time. It will add to the structure of your soil and improve its drainage and moisture retentive qualities. While these sounds contradictory they’re not.

Composting requires a nitrogen component, a carbon component, oxygen and water. Reading the previous sentence you may get the impression you need four different things to compost. This is incorrect because all organic materials have nitrogen and carbon in their cellular structure and you can compost a single material, it just may not compost as quickly or efficiently as a pile incorporating multiple materials to maintain the proper ratio of carbon to nitrogen. The microbes that break down compost need about 30 parts carbon for every part nitrogen in your pile. You can research various materials to find out the actual carbon to nitrogen ratio each has in an effort to maintain the optimal amounts of each in your pile. I’ve spent time on this in the past but after composting for many years I’ve developed a more or less seat of the pants approach to it.

Rather than keep talking about it, here’s how I compost. I used green grass clipping for a primary nitrogen component. I use chopped wheat and barley straw for a primary carbon component. I use chicken manure for an additional nitrogen component and as an accelerator for the composting process. (you can use other manures)

I put down about a two inch deep layer of grass clipping right on the ground. This is usually spread over an area about six to eight feet wide by fifty feet long. Next I’ll spread about three inches of chopped straw on top of that. Next comes a heavy sprinkling of chicken manure over the whole thing.

Next I fire up my garden tiller and use it as a mobile agitator and run back and forth across the pile until it is mixed. Then I’ll toss on another layer of everything and then till across the pile again until it is thoroughly mixed. I’ll keep this up until my stack is around five feet tall (actually until it becomes hard to keep the tiller from falling off an edge). At this point I stop building the stack. Now comes the hard part. Using heavy silage forks we start rolling the pile to an area right beside our pile. As we roll the material, we spray the new pile we are building, heavily with water. We’ll roll the entire first pile into a new pile wetting every bit of it. At this point our initial work is done. We know we have watered it well enough if we have a little water seeping from the bottom of the pile.

We DO NOT maintain this moisture level throughout the process. After this initial wetting we strive to maintain about a 45% moisture content of the stack. The easiest way to determine this is the squeeze test. If you squeeze your compost and water drips out it’s too wet. It it is dry and crumbly and won’t stay together it is too dry. If you can squeeze it into a ball, no water drips out and it holds its form you have it just right. We will water our stack by spraying the outside of the pile and occasionally by forcing water into the stack. Additionally, every time we roll the stack we will add water as required. After our initial wetting, we usually use a fine misting nozzle for subsequent wettings.

I’ll monitor the stack temperature daily after a couple of days to make sure it doesn’t get too hot (an old long probe meat thermometer works great). I like to keep my stacks at around 140 ~ 145 degrees F. This temperature is high enough (132+ degrees) to kill most weed seeds and speeds the breakdown portion of composting. My max temperature is 150 degrees F. If I reach this temperature I’ll inject cold water to the stack and spray the outside of it to cool it down. Temperatures above 160 degrees F. will kill the microbes doing the work. If the stack temperature starts to run away and I can’t control it by water injection then we’ll roll the stack again. This has the added benefit of aerating the stack.

Once the temperature of the stack drops below 100 degrees F. we roll the stack. The temperature will start climbing again after a few days as the microbes kick up their activity. We’ll continue to monitor and roll the stack until we don’t get a temperature spike after rolling. At this point we leave the stack alone to finish out the process or cure, this period of time can vary from a few months to the next spring. A small tractor with a loader helps greatly in rolling the stacks but be aware you can do it all by hand should it become necessary.

Additional notes on composting

The above is by not, by any means, intended to convey the idea that you have to compost like I do. Composting is a highly complex subject and you can spend an inordinate amount of time in researching the various particulars and what is best for you. I’ve just reached the point in my life and gardening efforts where I just do it as opposed to researching every little aspect of it because I know my method works for me in my environment and soil.

Though we incorporate a lot of different materials from the garden in our stacks we never add any meat or meat byproducts to our stack.

The reason for using grass clippings and chopped straw is smaller particles break down faster. This holds true for all materials added to your pile, especially materials like corn stalks.

If for some reason we feel the microbial action is not as high as we like we will incorporate a layer of soil about ½ inch thick into our above mix ratios. This introduces microbes from the soil to the stack.

Chemicals, such as selective herbicides, may become locked in the material you add to your compost pile. Microbial action on your compost may then release these chemicals into your garden soil having an adverse impact on you growing efforts. Give this some thought if you use weed and feed type fertilizer on your lawn.

Til next time

foodgrower

And meant it.

TPTB are so desperate to keep us off balance and busy to focus on their criminal activity that if they can’t get WW IV going , Aliens are going to be the next distraction on the menu.

You can take that to the bank, that place you used to keep something called money.

That stuff they are doing their damndest to make sure you don’t have any of.

Tweaker.

It had to be a Tweaker.

After work I went out and started working on the little John Deere riding lawnmower my buddy gave me last week.

I had already started in on it two nights ago trying to get the seized up steering to start turning.

An hour and a half, two cans of WD-40, some judicius smacking with a ball peen hammer and some persistence later, I does work again, kinda.

There are these things that maybe you have heard of called Grease Zerks?

Yeah, whoever had this thing before my buddy never had.

I got one King Pin to take some, the other one not so much but basically the whole mechanism was rusted up.

I got that broke free though.

So today I started in on the what I had already seen with some messed up battery cables and such.

I knew it was going to be a mess but I wasn’t prepared for what I ran across in the end.

Now let me tell you up front here, none of this is my buddy’s doing. I can absolutely, 100% guarantee that.

His neighbor gave the thing to him when he was moving away, my buddy just parked it and sat on it. He told me up front the thing had issues but he and I both know that I have some small talent for repairing things.

This one however, is one for the story books.

For starters, someone patched in A COUPLE OF FEET OF WELDING CABLE onto the original, dinky,12 inch long battery cables.

I found where they joined up wrapped in two full rolls of electrical tape and started cutting.

When I finally got the first one exposed to light my jaw dropped open.

What, In The Actual…..?

Behold! The Tweaker Special!

Then I got the other one opened up.

Holee What In The Hell Was The Thought Process Here Kind Of Crap Is This?!

You can’t go spend ten freaking dollars on a new pair of battery cables?

By the time whoever did this got done messing around here you could have WALKED to a parts house and back.

Sweet Mother Of God what a disaster.

So I took all that garbage out of there, ran up to the parts house, took that with me to show them because I know that there was no way that I could describe this disaster to them and I also knew they wouldn’t be able to comprehend just how bad it was without having eyes on.

Grabbed a new battery, they didn’t have the correct cables of course, bought a bunch of crap to cut down and crimp new ends on, got some fuel line and a filter and came home and put the damn thing back together.

There are still many wiring issues to deal with and I had to jump the solenoid but I did get the engine to spin over.

I have no idea if there is any spark or compression yet.

I know it isn’t getting any gas because I have the tank off.

But it did spin so At Least I know it isn’t seized.

One nightmare at a time thankyouverymuch.

Stay tuned, this promises to get quite entertaining.

With the price of gasoline these days, I figure my truck will hold $150 worth with a full 30 gallon tank.

There isn’t much I can do about the thieving bastards selling the stuff but maybe spending $15 on a locking gas cap might at least slow down any thieving bastards wanting to siphon my tank.

Not much I can do though if they get brutal and just punch a hole in it.