FJB, We Already HAVE Chaos!

Once again, the Pants Shitter In Chief whips out the Baseball Cleats and commences stomping all over his own shriveled up little dick.

Breaking News
Nov. 02, 2022 Biden warns that election deniers will lead the U.S. down a ‘path to chaos’ President Biden issued a stark warning Wednesday about threats to U.S. democracy and mounting concerns over political violence, using a prime-time speech to highlight the stakes in next week’s midterm election.

“That is the path to chaos in America. It’s unprecedented. It’s unlawful,” Biden said, pointing to election deniers.

Btw, Fuck the LA Times too.

“Election Deniers” my achin’ ASS.

Mark my words, every single one of these Commie MSM outlets is going to eating those words at some point and then we are going to be seeing some SERIOUS denials.

Oh we never said that…..

Yeah.

Fucking assholes are as predictable as the tides.

Anyway, FJB and the OTHER bunch of Commies running the joint currently especially.

The decrepit Kid Sniffer actually had the balls to say this shit,

WASHINGTON  —  

President Biden issued a stark warning Wednesday about threats to American democracy, using a prime-time speech to highlight the stakes in next week’s midterm election.

“As I stand here today, there are candidates running for every level of office in America … who won’t commit to accepting the results of the election they’re in,” he said.

“That is the path to chaos in America. It’s unprecedented. It’s unlawful,” he added.

For those who can’t read between the lines here, this is code for “The Cheat Is On, AGAIN”.

In the speech, which was hosted by the Democratic National Committee, Biden repeated warnings he has issued in recent months. The president has sought to paint Republicans as an extremist party loyal to former President Trump’s “Make America Great Again,” or “MAGA” movement, and has argued that a GOP victory on Nov. 8 would endanger American democracy.

There’s that shit again, “Muh Democracy”.

I am absolutely LOVING the panic oozing from every pore of every DemonRat right now.

They are even resorting to airing fear commercials crying about “Trans” creatures not being allowed to vote under their preferred Pronouns or some shit because their Made Up name doesn’t match the one on their Birth Certificate.

This is how stupid these people are.

Listen up DUMBASS!

It isn’t our fault that your LBQCUNT friends aren’t smart enough to LEGALLY CHANGE THEIR NAMES TO MATCH THEIR MENTAL ILLNESS!

JFC, you people are even more retarded than I imagined.

“We are perfectly fine with a massive Depression as long as we still have Muh Democracy” kinda stupid.

Oh For God’s Sake, now that oozing pustule of a political reject Shrillary is on the TV saying that MAGA people shouldn’t be allowed to hold office.

Just die bitch.

Go get a few Jabs and croak suddenly for me, will ya?

Please?

I’m trying to eat here you maggot’s intestinal parasite and yer giving me indigestion already just looking at ya.

So my take away, besides a queasy stomach, is that these DemonRat Communists are basically shitting rings around themselves because even Helen Keller could see what’s coming next week.

Puddles Pity Party

Sent to me by my friend Irish, He’s crapping out early tonight and suggested I post it.

He sent it via text and I started listening to it on my phone but stopped and looked it up on my laptop so I could listen to it with my head phones on.

Holy cow what a HUGE difference!

If you have them handy, I highly recommend listening to this with them on..

War Pigs, unplugged

Performed by Puddles The Clown.

It’s Gorgeous

This Old Feller, Mr. Bryan Home, does excellent work restoring old David Bradley Walk Behind Tractors and the implements that attach to them.

I have one of these old sickle bars hanging off the front of mine that needs to be gone through. Right now I am basically using it as a kick stand to keep the thing from tilting over.

This is Museum Quality work.

Situation Reports, Open Thread

It’s been a while and I thought for once maybe I would open it up before Oh Dark Thirty to give more folks a chance to see this and chime in.

The situation in my AO continues to deteriorate apace.

Crime is WAY up locally, it is literally turning into Little Chicago around here.

Gang activity is up, there are now random shootings, car jackings and other criminal activity that has never been seen before in these parts.

The reports of gun violence have tripled at the very least from just two years ago.

Gas prices are all over the map as usual. fluctuating forty cents to a dollar a gallon week to week.

Food and Goods availability are still sketchy also.

It’s not there are shortages of the basics, it’s just one off weird things that are there one week and gone for a month the next.

So what are all y’all seeing in your area?

Better Than A New Bike For Christmas!

Ned, is my new hero.

OUT-FUCKING-STANDING!!

He sent me a couple new hats, one for Sunday Going To Meeting and one I’m going to wear until it rots off the top of my head.

Thank you sir, I am happier than a pig in shit, a clam at high tide and Nancy Pelosi at Happy Hour.

Combined.

I’m so tickled I can’t hardly stand it.

BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

I may have to go buy a new bucket.

This coffee cup isn’t going to be big enough.

‘We’re broken.’ In the suburbs north of Los Angeles, voters feel fed up and afraid
Inflation, political dysfunction and a creeping sense that democracy is in peril. Those are some of the issues that keep residents awake in north Los Angeles County.

From the Democratic-leaning San Fernando Valley to more conservative communities farther afield, voters say elected leaders are making matters worse by only looking out for themselves.

Oh please oh please oh please, let a monster Red Wave crash over these fuckers in a couple of weeks.

We are way overdue for a new batch of memes and shadenfrude filled videos.