Yesterday afternoon I was rooting around under the sink and saw the white distilled cider. I had a thunk thought, I hadn’t cleaned the coffee maker in a while so I grabbed the bottle and poured a full tank worth and my modus operandi is to let the cider set for a couple of hours to suck up the calcium and other encrustations… I go about my business and completely forget I had poured the cider. Well, when I was going to bed about midnight I went to fill up coffee maker with water and thought, Oh! I filled the coffee maker earlier with water and the fixes and to go bed. I get up this morn (about 8am) and per my usual pattern turn on the the coffee and put shoes on, grab the leash and take Guido out for her morning dump. We get back in and the coffee is ready and I pour a cup and add my half and half and go sit at the ‘puter and turn it on and took my first sip… the splatter of that mouthful covered the screen and keyboard and part of my desk. White cider vinegar does not make good coffee!