12 thoughts on “Can’t tell me this hasn’t happened to some of you guys.”
Can’t say I’ve ever done that, or anything close. Smashed fingers and toes, and injured multiple other parts of my body, but have never damaged The Glory of Big Ruckus, not even caught it just a bit in a zipper. That dude fucked up by trying to do something mechanical in nothing but his boxers. Get dressed for fucks sake, Including some foot protection.
Me neither. Mostly because I don’t live in Oregon
Bwahaha. Point taken.
YUP! But I didn’t run away holding my he-pussy.
Ive been married three times, does that count ?
only took me once.
Me to
many years ago, I went to a wedding near where my EX lived. one of the guys made the comment I should go over and see her. to that, I asked to borrow his truck keys. he asked why? well, I want to put my dick in the door and slam it.
before going to see my EX. yeah, she used to be hot as hell. like 5′ 4″, 110 pounds
and size 5-6 with a 36 C cup. BUT, she was bat shit crazy too.
NO. I didn’t go see my EX.
You gotta be smarter that then table.
geez …smarter than the table.
and smarter than autocorrect or at least smart enough to proof read before hitting post.
I think you have been watching too many cat videos Nemo…
I’ve been guilty of posting in a haste….what is the allotment of grammatical errors one can make ? Is there a sliding scale in relation to all the other shit we’ve fucked up beyond repair during our lifetime ?
Can’t say I’ve ever done that, or anything close. Smashed fingers and toes, and injured multiple other parts of my body, but have never damaged The Glory of Big Ruckus, not even caught it just a bit in a zipper. That dude fucked up by trying to do something mechanical in nothing but his boxers. Get dressed for fucks sake, Including some foot protection.
Me neither. Mostly because I don’t live in Oregon
Bwahaha. Point taken.
YUP! But I didn’t run away holding my he-pussy.
Ive been married three times, does that count ?
only took me once.
Me to
many years ago, I went to a wedding near where my EX lived. one of the guys made the comment I should go over and see her. to that, I asked to borrow his truck keys. he asked why? well, I want to put my dick in the door and slam it.
before going to see my EX. yeah, she used to be hot as hell. like 5′ 4″, 110 pounds
and size 5-6 with a 36 C cup. BUT, she was bat shit crazy too.
NO. I didn’t go see my EX.
You gotta be smarter that then table.
geez …smarter than the table.
and smarter than autocorrect or at least smart enough to proof read before hitting post.
I think you have been watching too many cat videos Nemo…
I’ve been guilty of posting in a haste….what is the allotment of grammatical errors one can make ? Is there a sliding scale in relation to all the other shit we’ve fucked up beyond repair during our lifetime ?