To quote Steely Dan, “I stepped up on the platform, the man gave me the news. He said you must be kidding son, where did you get those shoes?”. That’s some USDA choice T&A, (well, T anyway, since the censors took away the A) but the Crocs gotta go.
If the crocs go she goes, ya sure bout dat.
Meh. If I was successful in getting her naked, then the crocs would be gone too. And I never had an issue getting a woman to indulge my preferences, if there was something specific I’d prefer she’d wear (or not). Not that I was overly demanding in that regard.
And I’m not making a case for 6″ stripper heels here, I always thigh those were kind of stupid looking, too, and undoubtedly uncomfortable. But Crocs are the absolute antithesis of either “cute” or sexy, so they are on the no-go list. And yes, I understand their strictly utilitarian value so far as comfort goes.
They say the times are changing, but I just don’t know.
Yes I will, now take em off woman. Buck naked is the only place to be, Swimming pooools, movie stars.
Crocs, God’s gift to effed up old feet, when everything else hurts.
Sigh….. yummy!!!
I wonder if someone is saying, crap that is my next door neighbor. Did not know she did things like this.
“Years go by I’m lookin’ through a girly magazine
And there’s my homeroom angel on the pages in-between”
– J. Geils (well, Peter Wolf, technically)
Except for the footwear and the covered up bits, vvveeerrryyy nnniiiccceee.
I bought a pair at Rural King a few months back for less than ten bucks. I like them so much, I may go back and get me a “Sunday Pair”.
(Disclaimer: Do not wear on slick surfaces)
To quote Steely Dan, “I stepped up on the platform, the man gave me the news. He said you must be kidding son, where did you get those shoes?”. That’s some USDA choice T&A, (well, T anyway, since the censors took away the A) but the Crocs gotta go.
If the crocs go she goes, ya sure bout dat.
Meh. If I was successful in getting her naked, then the crocs would be gone too. And I never had an issue getting a woman to indulge my preferences, if there was something specific I’d prefer she’d wear (or not). Not that I was overly demanding in that regard.
And I’m not making a case for 6″ stripper heels here, I always thigh those were kind of stupid looking, too, and undoubtedly uncomfortable. But Crocs are the absolute antithesis of either “cute” or sexy, so they are on the no-go list. And yes, I understand their strictly utilitarian value so far as comfort goes.
They say the times are changing, but I just don’t know.
Yes I will, now take em off woman. Buck naked is the only place to be, Swimming pooools, movie stars.
Crocs, God’s gift to effed up old feet, when everything else hurts.
Sigh….. yummy!!!
I wonder if someone is saying, crap that is my next door neighbor. Did not know she did things like this.
“Years go by I’m lookin’ through a girly magazine
And there’s my homeroom angel on the pages in-between”
– J. Geils (well, Peter Wolf, technically)
Except for the footwear and the covered up bits, vvveeerrryyy nnniiiccceee.
I bought a pair at Rural King a few months back for less than ten bucks. I like them so much, I may go back and get me a “Sunday Pair”.
(Disclaimer: Do not wear on slick surfaces)