They have no sense of humor.

Because it’s Election Season, every Swingin’ Dick and Fapping Lips politician here in Washington State is all over Twitter spouting their lies and promising to do shit that they and we both know they will never, ever do.

So I like to take these opportunities to throw a few jabs their way.

That No Good Snunch Patty Murray was blathering about how much work she has done to keep our lakes and waterways clean the other day and in between the gagging and trying to catch my breath, I told her to fill her pockets up with rocks and go take a swim.

No foul that time.

Well today, our Illustrious Gun Grabbing Pencil Necked Geek of an Attorney General announced he is running for Governor.

This little puke is a Shit Weasel of the Highest Order.

Need I say more?

This fucking asshole has spent the last decade or so throwing gun grabber bills at the wall like a cat trying to bury shit on a hot tin roof.

Unfortunately, several of them have stuck and become law.

Assault weapon ban, magazine ban, you name it.

In the meantime, crime of all kinds has absolutely fucking exploded.

The murder rate up in Seattle TRIPLED for one example.

Property and violent crime have also exploded so I’ll give you one guess as to what this anal wart is running on.

Today, I officially filed for Washington Governor. I know who I’m fighting for. I’m running to center the voice of every Washingtonian in state government. I will improve public safety and protect your rights. Join me.

https://twitter.com/BobFergusonAG/status/1787571809317277724

So when I saw that the first thing that came to mind was to reply to this affront to decency by telling him to step in front of a speeding bus.

Yeah well, Twitter didn’t like that so they suspended my account for a while.

Like I give a flying fuck.

Fuck him and fuck them.

I meant every word of it.

Someone Well Deserving at that.

Rik Emmett of the Canadian Rock Band Triumph seems to have aged well and his voice still sounds the same over forty years later.

Good Onya Man.

Wait for it.

Even this is dated. The last time I was at MickeyD’s a few months ago, they wanted $9.50 for the burger alone.

It’s not like voting matters much anymore but at least make the dirty cocksuckers work for it.

My good friend Irish just sent me this and said he had just found it so I could post away.

I think it is the best version I have seen yet!

These dirty rotten, cheating asshole Democrats are just fucking shitting themselves at this point and I am loving every bit of it.

Don’t make me unleash The Murder Princess.