It’s enough to make my eyes water sometimes.

Got the stitches yanked out yesterday.

They put in 9 and pulled out 7.

Not bad, I only lost 2 in two weeks.

Boy, I really smacked that fucker eh?

Peeled it.

Well, it only slowed me down, it never stopped me and now it’s off to the salt mines again.

TGIF.

I do.

She just bought me 1,000 rounds of .556 for an early Father’s Day present.

Because Fuck Joe Biden.

Seeings how he was so enamored of the fucking things.

I want his ass indicted for Mass Murder so bad I can’t hardly stand it.

Give him the Vax, either it will kill his ass or make him suffer like a dog until we can get a conviction and finish him.

7:00 PM.

I just now came in and sat down.

Fighting with that fucking lawnmower, STILL.

I put a new carb on it and changed the oil.

It started right up and ran for a couple of minutes and then the Smoke Bomb went off again.

To the point I couldn’t see my hand in front of my face and the entire house was enveloped with white smoke.

I shut the bastard down and just sat there and cussed for a couple of minutes.

I was sure that carb was the problem but apparently not.

I started it back up and it smoked for a second and quit.

It just sat there and purred.

I fucked with the throttle and it seemed like it would start in at a slow idle.

After a while it quit again.

So I unhooked the bagger and headed out to the front yard.

I engaged the blade and got three whole feet before it smoked out the entire neighborhood.

I disengaged the blade and it cleared up again.

WTF?!

Engage the blade, more smoke.

I started to back the bastard back into the sideyard but it cleared up again.

So I engaged the blade.

No smoke.

I started in mowing the yard.

Made 3/4’s of one pass, started up the little incline and here it come again.

MOTHER FUCKER!

It ain’t making no damn sense.

Broken oil ring?

Sticking rings?

It runs fine, it just smokes like a WWII Smoke Screen.

I disengage the blade.

It stops smoking.

I re-engage it and no smoke.

I started making laps and that dirty bastard didn’t smoke for the next half hour.

I mowed it once to knock it down and then I fucking scalped it.

Not a lick of smoke that whole time.

Just in case something else goes wring with the fucking thing, it will give me a couple of weeks to fuck with it.

I have no idea why it’s doing that.

Put that dirty fucker away and then changed the oil in my truck.

Only to find out they gave me the wrong oil filter.

What part of 89 Chevy Silverado with a SB 350 did they miss?

I even told the guy the thing looked too fucking small.

Nope, That’s the right one.

My achin’ ASS it is.

Of course I discover this after I filled the bastard up with oil so now I can’t even take the fucker back.

It just never fucking ends.

Ever.

It’s now 7:20 and I have to figure out something to eat.

Get cleaned up and then try to catch up on what’s gone on while I was busy all day.

I hate having two Mondays in a row,

Damn, what is the word that I am searching for to respond to this?

Oh yeah.

This.

As in shut your own damn pie hole you cunt.

They can be downright entertaining at times.

At 70 mph, all of a sudden I see something moving out on the hood of the El Camino.

The little fucker was trying to hold on for dear life.

He managed to hang on long enough for me to get off the freeway and onto a side street.

I slowed down and then slammed on the brakes.

Off he slid.

I saw the little bastard beating feet off to the side of the road and away I went.

Weird.

IT WORKS!!!

I am absolutely thrilled.

You may have seen an article yesterday about a bunch of protesters being arrested over in Idaho at a Gay Pride rally for Conspiracy To Riot

I did but the importance of it escaped me until this morning while I was out having my coffee and smoke, skimming the headlines.

The people arrested were a group called The Patriot Front.

I recognized the name because of the irony of them being a front for nefarious purposes and their Method of Operation.

All dressed alike and showing up in a rented U Haul van, some with identical riot shields

The light came on when I reread that part.

The same bunch that showed up in D.C. a while back, out of the blue, all dressed alike and all mysteriously young and in good physical condition.

Not one typical fat, out of shape, middle aged American male in the bunch.

Very reminiscent of another group you may recall,

You would have to have almost zero Situational Awareness to see these two groups and not immediately think Glownigger.

In other words, Feds, gaslighting the shit out of everyone, posing as random citizens and trying to stir up a bunch of shit.

This opportunity I mentioned above would the ability to find out who these people really are now that they have been arrested.

It wouldn’t surprise me to find out someone on The Chans has already doxxed their asses if the arrest records have been made public, as they should be.

If they haven’t, then that would be one more confirmation of Fed Boi status for these guys.

It looks to me like someone forgot to inform these police officers over in Idaho about the

plan and they decided that they didn’t feel like playing Fucky Fuck games with a bunch of obvious Shit Disturbers.

How fortunate for us.

What are vittles costing you guys across the country?

Yeah, it’s getting worse but some of that was actually stocking up on things we have been having trouble finding for months now.

Like the Caffeine free, sugar free Coca Cola we get for our autistic son.

Can’t have the caffeine because of the seizure medicine he has to take every day and The Wifely Unit watches his weight like a hawk.

I saw a quote from some farmer last week saying we had best be prepared to be spending another THOUSAND dollars a month on top of what we are already paying come the end of Summer.

Gas is anywhere from a low of $5.15 to $5.69 a gallon locally.

I haven’t seen any completely bare shelves at the store lately but I have noticed many items aren’t there. They are mixing things up to cover it.

I have also noticed they are putting the same product in different sections trying to hide it too,

Yet according to FJB, we have the best economy since WWII and the price of gas is still Ukraine’s fault.

Like he would know anything.

That brain dead fucker doesn’t even know where he’s at anymore.

So what’s going on in your world these days?