14 thoughts on “And Darwin Giggled…

  1. An uncle had a 30′ or so shrimp boat. Running full bore, maybe 12 knots. Went back to do something, enough weight shift to turn just enough to exit the bayou.
    Made it about 40′ or so into the marsh. Banged himself up pretty good in the process.
    I was maybe 12 or so. Overheard that alcohol may have been involved.

  2. Good grief… I imagine Darwin is still chuckling. That boy is damn lucky he didn’t get clipped by the prop on the way down.

    I’m fairly certain the embroidery on the seat back reads Nautique. Those ain’t cheap ski boats. Just more proof that money can’t buy common sense.

  3. So who took the close-up shot of the bloke in the water? Was a third party present for the set-up, or was that a blow-up image done with editing tools?

    • Come on, Johno
      That is like asking how the camera was there for the “first person to walk on the moon,”
      These things happen.

      • Deathray, I just want to know how they managed to track and keep in sharp focus, the ascent of the Lander Module back up to the Orbiter.
        Do you know how it was done? While you’re considering that, Unfuck wants to know who in NASA gave Austria that piece of “moon rock”, that turned out to be a piece of petrified wood sourced from Antarctica?
        I told him that you and Cederq weren’t old enough to have been in on the scam, but you were likely impressed by it. Has the Army Engineering Corps got back to you about that paperwork mixup? The Georgia National Guard still hasn’t found any of those bulldozers you ‘lost’ in the swamp.

  4. if I was going to be the first man to walk on the moon; i’d put the camera out after we landed and set it up to make sure it got the most flattering shot of me coming down the ladder it could.

  5. Sadly Darwin took that day off….and these two morons survived to pass their genetic defects along.

  6. There might be a reason you’re supposed to have THREE people to water ski. One to drive the boat, one to ski, and one to watch and communicate to the other two.

  7. The fact it went public makes them even more stupid. I guess they were impressed with themselves.

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