Had a guy yank open the poorly latched stall door as t work one day. It happened that I was reading the editorial page of the local fish wrapper.
I grabber a section hanging on the handicap rail an offered it to him
“Comics section?’
He stalked out if the bathroom without a word…
I have never in my entire life spent even 1 second in a public bathroom stall. What a horrifying place to be.
I like the ‘order almost ready’.
Yep that’s mine as well. Only one needed probably.
My favorite is: Ocupado!!
Think about it…
[knocking]
“I can’t come to the door right now, I’m masturbating…”
“I can’t come to the door right now, I’m doing the dishes…”
“Are you with the groupies?”
“The wedding reception is in the next stall…”
“No, I do not have any Grey Poupon!”
Had a guy yank open the poorly latched stall door as t work one day. It happened that I was reading the editorial page of the local fish wrapper.
I grabber a section hanging on the handicap rail an offered it to him
“Comics section?’
He stalked out if the bathroom without a word…
I have never in my entire life spent even 1 second in a public bathroom stall. What a horrifying place to be.
I like the ‘order almost ready’.
Yep that’s mine as well. Only one needed probably.
My favorite is: Ocupado!!
Think about it…
[knocking]
“I can’t come to the door right now, I’m masturbating…”
“I can’t come to the door right now, I’m doing the dishes…”
“Are you with the groupies?”
“The wedding reception is in the next stall…”
“No, I do not have any Grey Poupon!”