4 thoughts on “Add to your Christmas list, gents…”
Christmas list? When we’re all gonna be dead from WWIII before next weekend? Maybe I’ll hit up a psycho chick that wanted to hang out with me a little while back, and see if I can arrange an end of the world blowjob. Actually, scrub that. I don’t want to meet my maker with the shame of just having slummed it fresh on my conscience.
No link? wtf
I wish I could and monetize it through Amazon and I would be a gazallionare!
Christmas list? When we’re all gonna be dead from WWIII before next weekend? Maybe I’ll hit up a psycho chick that wanted to hang out with me a little while back, and see if I can arrange an end of the world blowjob. Actually, scrub that. I don’t want to meet my maker with the shame of just having slummed it fresh on my conscience.
No link? wtf
I wish I could and monetize it through Amazon and I would be a gazallionare!
Been there.
Married to that.
Don’t have the balls to wear the t-shirt.