Seriously? Are we a porn National Geographic site now? I am ashamed and horrified you posted that animal smut! The horror! I am sorry, I am going to have to submit my resignation, you have stepped way over in impropriety. Sheesh…
Get back here and check your fucking email…
The email, those were cool, I will slink back to my desk…
Damn insurrectionist…
Could be worse… You could be paying me.
We both know I can’t afford that!
Lol!
I can’t even afford me if I had to pay me. I bill my chart audits at about $275.00 each for an hour to two hours.
When I was talking to my last employer about a job several years before my retirement, I asked him how much the position I was applying for paid. He replied “I like to pay a man what he’s worth”.
to which I replied “Well, I won’t work for that”.
I was just out in the swamp spying on the Wood Ducks this morning. 8 nest boxes are active with a lot of fornication going on. Gonna be a bumper crop for next year.
Slam bam thank you mam!
And that, boys and girls, is why the female Bald Eagle is larger in stature than the male.
Class dismissed.
And notice that as soon as the sex was over she started screeching some complaint…
Merica!
Solved a riddle for me. When at my neighbors place you can hear the baldies chirping like that. I sent him the video for fun
Seriously? Are we a porn National Geographic site now? I am ashamed and horrified you posted that animal smut! The horror! I am sorry, I am going to have to submit my resignation, you have stepped way over in impropriety. Sheesh…
Get back here and check your fucking email…
The email, those were cool, I will slink back to my desk…
Damn insurrectionist…
Could be worse… You could be paying me.
We both know I can’t afford that!
Lol!
I can’t even afford me if I had to pay me. I bill my chart audits at about $275.00 each for an hour to two hours.
When I was talking to my last employer about a job several years before my retirement, I asked him how much the position I was applying for paid. He replied “I like to pay a man what he’s worth”.
to which I replied “Well, I won’t work for that”.
I was just out in the swamp spying on the Wood Ducks this morning. 8 nest boxes are active with a lot of fornication going on. Gonna be a bumper crop for next year.
Slam bam thank you mam!
And that, boys and girls, is why the female Bald Eagle is larger in stature than the male.
Class dismissed.
And notice that as soon as the sex was over she started screeching some complaint…
Merica!
Solved a riddle for me. When at my neighbors place you can hear the baldies chirping like that. I sent him the video for fun