I might offer some help if I knew what she was after.
Dig a little deeper, you’ll get it.
Did you get it all?? Need some help??
Here, let me get it….
There’s a lady in distress with a beetle up her dress.
Take it out, take it out, like a good Boy Scout.
Would do nothing without a closer frontal inspection, could be a shehe. Why take silly risks.
I’d just keep walking, she’s scratching it for a reason.
Can I smell your fingers?
My thought exactly
“Lost your car keys, again?”
There’s gotta be a string in there somewhere. Keep digging and you’ll find it.
Whatever it is, I hope it’s not catching.
Agree with NCMike, but I might offer, “Pick me a winner” when passing. or to quote Brian Cox in The Long Kiss Goodnight, when his wife’s rat dog kept licking it’s ass…”I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour’s attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay. Wouldn’t you agree?”
Thank God I’m not the only one who remembers that movie!
Excuse me, can I smell your pussy?
No?
I do apologize, it must be your feet then.
She’s gonna find herself in China if she keeps digging like that.
Do I need to check you for ticks?
Sing with me!!!!
♫ Veeee Deeee, is for everybody, not just one or two……♪
I would ask if she was “going to the movies” as i walked by.
GMTA, MrHappy, because she’s obviously picking her seat.
I might offer some help if I knew what she was after.
Dig a little deeper, you’ll get it.
Did you get it all?? Need some help??
Here, let me get it….
There’s a lady in distress with a beetle up her dress.
Take it out, take it out, like a good Boy Scout.
Would do nothing without a closer frontal inspection, could be a shehe. Why take silly risks.
I’d just keep walking, she’s scratching it for a reason.
Can I smell your fingers?
My thought exactly
“Lost your car keys, again?”
There’s gotta be a string in there somewhere. Keep digging and you’ll find it.
Whatever it is, I hope it’s not catching.
Agree with NCMike, but I might offer, “Pick me a winner” when passing. or to quote Brian Cox in The Long Kiss Goodnight, when his wife’s rat dog kept licking it’s ass…”I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour’s attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay. Wouldn’t you agree?”
Thank God I’m not the only one who remembers that movie!
Excuse me, can I smell your pussy?
No?
I do apologize, it must be your feet then.
She’s gonna find herself in China if she keeps digging like that.
Do I need to check you for ticks?
Sing with me!!!!
♫ Veeee Deeee, is for everybody, not just one or two……♪
I would ask if she was “going to the movies” as i walked by.
GMTA, MrHappy, because she’s obviously picking her seat.
Yes, GMTA kind sir.
Nothing at all if you don’t want to get shot.