14 thoughts on “You never want to jack off a horse… messy.”
A comma in the right place can make a big difference too
…helping your Uncle Jack-Off, a horse, and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.
Sounds like a busy day.
Well being you are in horse country I’m sure you have experience and are a wealth of knowledge on the subject.
If the horse has sired more than one derby winner, helping your uncle jack off a horse might be the best-paying 15 minutes of your life.
Do you have to take the horse out for dinner first?
Asking for a friend.
Tim Waltz enters the conversation, “Earp, pffft, burrrp, p-tuha. Anybody got a towel?”
I won’t ask how you know it’s messy…
But I will tell you, I worked for a vet as his surgical assistant and that was one of my duties with him. What ya really got worry about is they get really worked up and stallion’s hooves and yes, they do bite…
And none f you could identify the items from my Ft.Robinson photo
Equine veterinary technician here. (Retired, and retired from that duty long, long ago!) Yep… “Your turn to hold the AV!” (Artificial vagina) bt,dt!
Saw how it was done on a show one day, you have my admiration/condolences…
Fuckin nazies, besides that’s only done in old 8mm pornos
Just for edification and information, why are you screwing NAZIs?
A comma in the right place can make a big difference too
…helping your Uncle Jack-Off, a horse, and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.
Sounds like a busy day.
Well being you are in horse country I’m sure you have experience and are a wealth of knowledge on the subject.
If the horse has sired more than one derby winner, helping your uncle jack off a horse might be the best-paying 15 minutes of your life.
Do you have to take the horse out for dinner first?
Asking for a friend.
Tim Waltz enters the conversation, “Earp, pffft, burrrp, p-tuha. Anybody got a towel?”
I won’t ask how you know it’s messy…
But I will tell you, I worked for a vet as his surgical assistant and that was one of my duties with him. What ya really got worry about is they get really worked up and stallion’s hooves and yes, they do bite…
And none f you could identify the items from my Ft.Robinson photo
Equine veterinary technician here. (Retired, and retired from that duty long, long ago!) Yep… “Your turn to hold the AV!” (Artificial vagina) bt,dt!
Saw how it was done on a show one day, you have my admiration/condolences…
Fuckin nazies, besides that’s only done in old 8mm pornos
Just for edification and information, why are you screwing NAZIs?
Grammar nazies.