I’ve been saying that for years…..4 layers of clothing, 2 layers of dick. And why is it when you get fully dressed do you immediately have to take a leak?
It’s not when you get dressed, it’s when the below zero grabs your bladder in a GI Joe kung fu grip….
Try sticking your finger in your ass and holler “snake!” Works for me. If you wanna improve your cursing skills, find a place to piss while the wind blows while working on one of those concrete grain elevators. No safe spot. Blows right back in your face every time. Fucking wind.
Oh man!!!
That first part,
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
I’m not trying that……..ever
You guys are hilarious
“Playing turtle”?
You leave Mitch McConnell out of this!
For shame!
…and the older you get, the harder is is to keep that sphincter puckered until you can get Mr. Happy whipped out. With me it’s a losing battle.
I could tell ya some stories
I’ve been saying that for years…..4 layers of clothing, 2 layers of dick. And why is it when you get fully dressed do you immediately have to take a leak?
It’s not when you get dressed, it’s when the below zero grabs your bladder in a GI Joe kung fu grip….
Try sticking your finger in your ass and holler “snake!” Works for me. If you wanna improve your cursing skills, find a place to piss while the wind blows while working on one of those concrete grain elevators. No safe spot. Blows right back in your face every time. Fucking wind.
Oh man!!!
That first part,
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
I’m not trying that……..ever
You guys are hilarious
“Playing turtle”?
You leave Mitch McConnell out of this!
For shame!
…and the older you get, the harder is is to keep that sphincter puckered until you can get Mr. Happy whipped out. With me it’s a losing battle.