You Aren’t Ready For This

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Allow me to introduce The Wifely Unit.

She would saw my nuts off with a rusty nail file if she knew I posted this.

She absolutely hates having her picture taken.

I think she looks pretty good, I definitely married up.

38 thoughts on “You Aren’t Ready For This”

  4. You done well, boss. And don’t take this the wrong way, but you present as quite the distinguished gentleman there. I do understand the whole “no pictures” thing, I don’t like posing for photos either, and have expended some real effort at avoiding having my picture taken for 35+ years now. If I suddenly resort to a life of crime, they’ll have to have a sketch artist render a current likeness of me, since my last formal portrait was done in about 7th grade.

  7. Wow Man! You clean up -really well- What did she use? A pressure washer or steam cleaning? Y’all look GREAT and I’ll tell ya, I wish I had a woman as lovely and kind as yours…

    Unfortunately….
    Well… you know the story…
    Jes’ Sayin’

    BTW… may I suggest a great walking stick/cane? A “Bubba Stik” Brass Head and Ebony shaft… FANTASTIC self defense club if needed if you don’t have your weapon on you… Solid as a rock and looks distinguished… https://amzn.to/464n6N2

  9. You definitely got a keeper.
    YOU, on the other hand, look entirely too respectable.
    As soon as you get out of that monkey suit, we have to throw some dirt and grease on you and get you in a Judas Priest or Megadeth teeshirt…ASAP.

  12. Well, if you end up “shot whilst attempting escape” at least you’re already dressed for the funeral. Nice looking lady, sir.

  13. You married up for sure. Heck, you even look good too. Congrats and keep waking up each day.

  16. A fine looking couple indeed. I have an genuine Irish blackthorn shillelagh I use for a “dress” walking stick if needed.

  20. Wholey smokes, you never told us how high you married up. I can only guess at the causation.

  21. Dayaaamn! You’re a lucky, (maybe) fuggin, bastid!!
    Hang in there, I hope your legs are feeling/treating you better.

  22. You clean up nice.

    That suit with the cane is screaming for a hat, probably a fedora, but with that face, maybe a bowler.

    Still, I think the word of the day is ‘dapper’

  25. Phil- your wifey looks great! Is she looking for the emergency entrance to the funeral home for you?

  29. Lovely lady and I am sure she’s kept you from doing a lot of stupid things.
    You are blessed.
    A Kentucky gentleman now married, up of course, 50 years.

  30. Well by gum…I am doubly impressed and proud of you two! Nice couple of classy adults in the room!

  31. Agree with the above – you are a great guy, but you married so far over your head, you should have a perpetual nose bleed. Truly the Queen of our little community, good on ya, Phil.

  36. I hope it’s not too rusty and doesn’t infect. Pretty lady next to a great guy. And don’t let anyone here kid anyone else – we ALL married up. She’s prolly just waiting for a ride in the Sprite with the wind in her hair.

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