10 thoughts on “Yeah, who?

  1. Cederq, Phil’s is one of the few places on the ‘net that my phone talks to, so blame Nokia. Re Gen Sir Peter Cosgrove, a digger’s general*, you can easy find his bios on the search engines. He must have retired about 12 years ago as an AJ. He was Governor General, the Queen of Australia’s representative head of state, for 5 years from ’14. *he got a Military Cross in the Vietnam War, when an MM or MC weren’t given freely, they were hard earned, and officers did not submit their own name. Just delete this, no relevance to your post.

  2. I can see some guy saying that to his wife or GF and ending up in the hospital. Them’s murdering words right there.

    • I can see where you get your point.
      With that said, it doesn’t change the fact that at times it just may be the appropriate thing to say.
      I’m going to definitely remember it and maybe someday in the future when I learn to walk and run again, I might just have to pull it out and use it. But not right now being I’m all hobbled up.

  3. Oh you pussy, what happened to Liver-Eatin’ Deathray, he the admirer of Johnson the mountain man? If she arcs up, just feed her the leg with the steel pegs in it first, like you would with any pissed-off carnivore. It’s no wonder that miss Sandy got your knickers twisted tight, that may be why you took that graceful dive! You should check if your pyjamas cord got twisted around your pair of little Deathrays, sounds like their blood supply got choked off!

    • Look who is calling a pussy! You the one that goes to that Turtle cove gay boy club and circle jerk that you write about and so fond of. As I understand it with getting in touch with the Nurses hot line they yanked your balls around and tied them in a knot while you were under getting that lobotomy, not eye surgery you keep fostering off on as your number one ailment. We have your number Johno of QUEENSLAND, AUSTRALIA. At least Death doesn’t eat poor defenseless wallibys.

    • Johno, you dang idiot. I came within a inch of loosing that foot forever. Its the last thing I’m offering up to anything to be chewing on. I have way too much ground to cover up here to be hopping around on some fake foot. Now that we got that issue resolved, you continue to confuse me. How and when were my knickers twisted by Sandy? Pyjamas, me? As Glen Filthy says, Har, Har, Har. Nothing here has been choked off and those boys are still hanging plenty low. You know something, I accused the night nurses of shorting me on my morphine but now I’m pretty sure where it ended up. Oh well, we all know that you need it more than me anyway.

  4. If you think for a moment I’m gonna show that to the missus, you underestimate my survival instincts…

    I’d sooner sandpaper a lion’s ass while wearin a meat suit.

    No thank you. Say what you will.

  5. Gotta say, I thought that meme was hilarious. Although, asking a man if he needs to borrow a tampon is equally as entertaining 😁.

  6. WTF is a wallibys, something artificial that the four-eyed satanic geek Gates has invented for you blokes to nibble on? When I went on holiday in New Zealand once, I met a Kiwi wallaby farmer. During the 19th century, British colonials bemoaned the lack of game in NZ, and introduced rabbits, hares, pheasants, Yank turkeys, chamois, thar, wapiti, elk, various deer, and bloody wallabies. As they were an introduced species, this farmer sold all the wallaby meat he could produce, exporting to the US market. None from Australia though, as PETA won’t let you import any of our macropod meat. You’re double pussy-woosified, PETA won’t let you!?! What do they do, pour some warm latté milk on you? Oh dear, I can picture you and Death, salivating at the thought of a ‘roo-burger barbecue, when those mean PETA soiboi crash your party and scowl at you, pussies!

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