20 thoughts on “Y’All Is Doomed”

  3. I would say this is fake, but… no, it isn’t. I have met and tried to teach Gen Z how to do things like use a hammer, use a screwdriver, use a pencil, change a tire, add oil, add antifreeze, add windshield wiper fluid, how to open a can that doesn’t have a pull-tab, how to open a can without a can-opener of any type and not kill oneself (you use a butcher’s knife, dull, blade pointed away from you.)

    Shit, I’ve even had to teach some wankers how to do laundry.

    And the worst thing is, they’ll argue with me about the way to do things because they’re looking at a youtube video about how to do it.

    F’in losers.

  4. yeah, I think that way myself. never saw so many stupid people who think they know better than you on how to do anything ?
    it not a bad as it was when I lived in the city, but still.
    like 2-3 weeks ago, kid in his early 20’s. he has a leaking valve stem on his truck tire.
    NO JACK, OR SPARE TIRE. or anything else that “might be useful” in his truck.
    he does have fancy rims that do nothing for handling along with some really stupid tires that should never leave the road. and his lug nuts are some special lock type
    and he does NOT have the socket to get them off. but he going to ‘teach” me how to do things the right way ? yeah.
    every winter, I hide my truck with the winch behind the house. I have gotten real tired of clowns knocking on the door asking me to pull them out of whatever ditch they landed in because of the snow/ice/ stupid driving. used to do that, help people out, but never got anything in return for it. maybe a thanks, couple of bucks. one guy wanted to give me 3 bucks for getting him out- took over a hour too. so, no. call a tow truck and PAY them to get your whatever out.

    • I hear ya. Back in the winter of ’83-’84 we had snow and ice and it stayed below zero for 44 days here in NE Nebraska. The oil road in front of the farm was slick and the county did the best they could but with the snow build up there was hardly a place for them to blade it. I pulled out 22 vehicles that winter. Of that only five thanked me, three offered to pay which I declined, and one A-hole cussed me for not coming to pull him out sooner. I had hog chores that came as number one to the numbnuts that got stuck. I pulled this doofus out and he went back the way he had come, went a mile north and ended up going off a bridge over a little creek. I’ve had so many bad experiences with stupid drivers I’ve lost count. They believe that as a farmer I owe it to them to pull them out and I believe that as a stupid driver they can go fish.

      • yup. that is why I don’t even try to help people I don’t know anymore. just not worth it. my neighbors ? anything. anyone else, maybe or we will see. that is one thing I am thankful for
        here. I do have some really good neighbors for the most part.
        there is always one guy though. and he is a demonrat too.
        funny how that works out ?

      • Farm boy heading home from college back in the early ’70s. Stopped to help a car with a flat tire. Turns out that all the gals were very liberated and didn’t need a man’s help. Took my jack from me and tried to figure it out. Tried to be a gentleman and let them try. They finally went off to the side and had a conference to discuss it. While they were occupied elsewhere I jacked their car up. They then came over and took the lug nut wrench from me – lather, rinse, & repeat each step of the way. Turns out their spare needed air as well. Didn’t trust me to not steal their airless spare, so I had a committee with me in the car going to the next exit that had a truck stop. Getting the spare back on was a repeat performance. Lots of bad language, and insults because my jack “didn’t work right”. My first exposure to liberated women.

        • I help only what looks like married women with children. After assuring them I’m not a creeper or weirdo, and I ask them to stand safely away from the car. Usually use my own jack, which is a heavy duty truck jack and not a car jack.

          Haven’t had to help anyone in years, though. Don’t know if I’d help anyone… no, I’d help. Because that’s part of me. But only those who need help and if they ass up like the above carload of idiots, well, it’s “Via con Dios” and my happy ass is down the road, which I have done.

  5. Does not look like a youngster that claims to have all of the answers. Either way not to bright.

  8. Sometimes all you have is all you have. I can remember driving along a fence line and seeing a post that had been pushed over. I got out and straightened it. I didn’t have a hammer, so I used a rock to seat it a little better. It kept it in place until I could come back with a real tool.

  11. Thank you for that. It was both the dumbest and funniest thing I have seen in a long time.

    And being up there myself in years, I too am glad that I may not be made to suffer these fools for too much longer.

    God Bless you one and all. Merry Christmas.

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