Yes, but don’t worry, I don’t charge to watch.
I don’t know if I can masturbate to the face of an ostrich, but I’ll try.
I had to quit. Every time I’d spit, my little jimmy would jump out of the way.
Dammit caught me again today
How AWK-ward…
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Yes, but don’t worry, I don’t charge to watch.
I don’t know if I can masturbate to the face of an ostrich, but I’ll try.
I had to quit. Every time I’d spit, my little jimmy would jump out of the way.
Dammit caught me again today
How AWK-ward…