Old joke. Sumdood is sitting at the bar staring at the bubbles in his beer when this gal sits next to him, leans in and says, hey there, big boy, I’ll do anything you want for two hundred dollars.
Oh, really? he says. Anything?
Anything at all, she says.
OK, he says and pays her. She says, your place or mine, big boy?
Oh, definitely mine, he says. I want you to paint my house.
Old joke. Sumdood is sitting at the bar staring at the bubbles in his beer when this gal sits next to him, leans in and says, hey there, big boy, I’ll do anything you want for two hundred dollars.
Oh, really? he says. Anything?
Anything at all, she says.
OK, he says and pays her. She says, your place or mine, big boy?
Oh, definitely mine, he says. I want you to paint my house.