I can honestly say ” I’ve never had a turd so ugly.
That looks like it hurt coming out.
My finger would still look better that that if I gave myself a home prostate exam. There’s no part of my body nearly as ugly as that. Besides, as a man, I don’t have a cunt.
That nappy headed goat cunt needs very bad things to happen to her.
You prolly need to use two fingers.
Ick
Brain Bleach, stat !
They don’t use toilet paper,
Gets interesting if they’ve broken a rule and get one chopped off.
I can honestly say ” I’ve never had a turd so ugly.
That looks like it hurt coming out.
My finger would still look better that that if I gave myself a home prostate exam. There’s no part of my body nearly as ugly as that. Besides, as a man, I don’t have a cunt.
That nappy headed goat cunt needs very bad things to happen to her.
You prolly need to use two fingers.
Ick
Brain Bleach, stat !
They don’t use toilet paper,
Gets interesting if they’ve broken a rule and get one chopped off.