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Lorena Bobbit International Society Award-winner
The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia
Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down… And shot off their testicles.
“The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way,” said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp.
Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant’s desk, and told him as calmly as could be: “Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.”
Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.
The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas’ testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. “The one guy, Thomas, didn’t lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won’t be using it the way he used to,” Detective Delp told reporters. “Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they’re just happy to be alive after what they’ve been through.”
The Rambo Granny swung into action on August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row.
“When I saw the look on my Debbie’s face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself ’cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,”‘ recalled the retired library worker.
” And I wasn’t scared of them, either – because I’ve got me a gun and
I’ve been shootin’ all my life. And I wasn’t dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.”
So, using a police artist’s sketch of the suspects and Debbie’s description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.
“I knew it was them the minute I saw ’em, but I shot a picture of ’em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,” the oldster recalled…
“So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot ’em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt ’em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him.
Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.”
Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. “What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,” Det. Delp said, “especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.”
DEPORT HER TO AMERICA – WE NEED HER!
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Scott, Damn fine story ending! I would vote for her for Governor! If you have the original story email me the link at the email at the bottom of the page BustedCederq at GMX.com I will post the article and the pictures as your image did not post.
sent a link to the picture. This was sent to me by a grizzled old dude that teaches concealed classes out of Philomath, Or.
Oh, the stories he could tell about his decades in the service starting in Vietnam.
The system will accuse her of being a vigilante. The Old Woman found them and handled it. If the cops were serious about handling the problem, THEY would have arrested them before she hunted them down. A busted JustUs system delivers vigilantism.
Great story!
“..happy to be alive” I don’t think so.
Excellent! Great bedtime story!
well, I think the old lady was right. the law would have been too easy on them.
and , yes. I would have voted for her as well.
nice to see someone doing the right thing these days.
Boy you are up late!
You forgot to list Marvin Heemeyer and the killdozer. Remember June 4 is World Killdozer Day.
The original Killdozer was lured on to some blasting mats and electrocuted with a generator if memory serve’s.
Lorena Bobbit International Society Award-winner
The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia
Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down… And shot off their testicles.
“The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way,” said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp.
Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant’s desk, and told him as calmly as could be: “Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.”
Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.
The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas’ testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. “The one guy, Thomas, didn’t lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won’t be using it the way he used to,” Detective Delp told reporters. “Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they’re just happy to be alive after what they’ve been through.”
The Rambo Granny swung into action on August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row.
“When I saw the look on my Debbie’s face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself ’cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,”‘ recalled the retired library worker.
” And I wasn’t scared of them, either – because I’ve got me a gun and
I’ve been shootin’ all my life. And I wasn’t dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.”
So, using a police artist’s sketch of the suspects and Debbie’s description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.
“I knew it was them the minute I saw ’em, but I shot a picture of ’em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,” the oldster recalled…
“So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot ’em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt ’em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him.
Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.”
Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. “What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,” Det. Delp said, “especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.”
DEPORT HER TO AMERICA – WE NEED HER!
image001.jpg
Scott, Damn fine story ending! I would vote for her for Governor! If you have the original story email me the link at the email at the bottom of the page BustedCederq at GMX.com I will post the article and the pictures as your image did not post.
sent a link to the picture. This was sent to me by a grizzled old dude that teaches concealed classes out of Philomath, Or.
Oh, the stories he could tell about his decades in the service starting in Vietnam.
The system will accuse her of being a vigilante. The Old Woman found them and handled it. If the cops were serious about handling the problem, THEY would have arrested them before she hunted them down. A busted JustUs system delivers vigilantism.
Great story!
“..happy to be alive” I don’t think so.
Excellent! Great bedtime story!
well, I think the old lady was right. the law would have been too easy on them.
and , yes. I would have voted for her as well.
nice to see someone doing the right thing these days.
Boy you are up late!
You forgot to list Marvin Heemeyer and the killdozer. Remember June 4 is World Killdozer Day.
The original Killdozer was lured on to some blasting mats and electrocuted with a generator if memory serve’s.