7 thoughts on “Why I’ve kept Guido around so long…”
And I’ll bet when you open the bag, it still yaps incessantly. I’ve met a couple of chill chihuahuas, but most of those little shits act like they mainlined crystal meth or something, and just like an angry Mexican, they want to pull a knife and start some shit. The absolute peak of “small dog complex”. I like dogs, but man do I find it difficult to be buddies with a chiuauaua.
That’s some good fortune there. Chihuahuas can be great little dogs, if you manage to find one who doesn’t think it has something to prove 24/7/365. One of the cool ones I remember belonged to this little old lady (picture a near dead-ringer the actress Nelda Volz, who played Miz Tisdale in some episode of The Dukes of Hazard) who came into the store where I worked when I was in highschool about once a week.
It was so small she carried it in her purse, and it never made a sound. Just sat quietly in the purse and we would give it treats. That really was a cool little dog. I still remember that little guy over 30 years later, always got a chuckle out of seeing him peeking out above the top of the purse when she came through the check stand.
And I’ll bet when you open the bag, it still yaps incessantly. I’ve met a couple of chill chihuahuas, but most of those little shits act like they mainlined crystal meth or something, and just like an angry Mexican, they want to pull a knife and start some shit. The absolute peak of “small dog complex”. I like dogs, but man do I find it difficult to be buddies with a chiuauaua.
Guido is a chill Chi, ask Phil and Igor, both have met her and liked her. She is going on 17 in a couple of months.
That’s some good fortune there. Chihuahuas can be great little dogs, if you manage to find one who doesn’t think it has something to prove 24/7/365. One of the cool ones I remember belonged to this little old lady (picture a near dead-ringer the actress Nelda Volz, who played Miz Tisdale in some episode of The Dukes of Hazard) who came into the store where I worked when I was in highschool about once a week.
It was so small she carried it in her purse, and it never made a sound. Just sat quietly in the purse and we would give it treats. That really was a cool little dog. I still remember that little guy over 30 years later, always got a chuckle out of seeing him peeking out above the top of the purse when she came through the check stand.
Little tough by now
Keeping her fattened up, eh?
Never knew they made cheese out of barking rats.
Little rats on acid.
The chip on their shoulders are bigger than they are.