14 thoughts on “Why Is This Not A Thing?

  1. Moving to a new computer box and making sure all my logins work.

    And I still say it should come with sausage.

  2. Really easy to make that. Find a recipe for cathead biscuits, just make them small. Fry up some sauage and make gravy. Add scrambled eggs, too. I’ll bet you can find a muffin pan for really small biscuits too. Heck, even cheat and get biscuit dough at the grocer.

  3. Dried beef and gravy. Over biscuits or toast. Maybe fried taters on the side.

  4. I’ve had both sausage and beef gravy, my wifey unit makes the BEST gravy. It’s why I’m so fat, don’cha know!!

    And her biscuits are fantastic as well. We use a doughnut hole cutter for the mini-biscuits

    “Would you like some biscuits with your gravy??”

  5. Great! Now my favorite bacon & egg, potato, refried bean burrito brekky is getting bumped.

  6. Or you could do what I would do: Replace the cereal bowl with a 2 quart serving bowl.

  7. Biscuits and gravy? Is there an app that translates that to English? I mean, as opposed to American English.
    A biscuit, in English, I believe to be derived from the Italian ‘biscotti’. Or what you fellas call a ‘cookie’.
    Why are you putting little sweet snacks into a savoury sauce like gravy?
    When not fighting each other, and the invading Romans, Vikings and Normans, the Angles and Saxons, Druids, Gaels, Celts and Scoti liked little more than to pinch Latin, Germanic and Frankish words, symbols and Nordic runes to modify their own language, then English as the best language bar none. Then it hit the steaming pile of a dialect that is called American English, with the influence of Noah Webster, and hip-hop and (c)rap music.
    There really is a need for an app that you can use to explain memes like this one.

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