18 thoughts on “What needs to be assembled.

    • I will pay for the materials if we can add lights and bells when the fuckers drop.
      Treat it like Death Wheel of Misfortune or Bingo.

      “I’ll take FAFO for $100, Alex.”
      The question is four feet.
      “What is gravity.”

  1. Outside of both the Federal Reserve in NYC and the US Capitol. Maybe two at the Capitol, one each for House and Senate.

  2. Mobile unit…

    40′ flatbed tractor trailer. Equipped with trap door floor, and hydraulically raised boom. 12 trap capacity.

    30 minute setup, 30 minute takedown. Team drivers to reduce downtime.

    Coming to your local county courthouse green….

    • Excellent idea but you would obviously need quite a few teams for a while until people realized the price of being a zit on the ass of society just went up.

      • I figure a fleet of 500 trailers with 2 drivers per truck, for a good couple of years. Ideally, demand will drop as the trucks wear out.

        Can always build more if needed.

  3. No need for all that drama. Just bus ’em out to the nearest landfill and shoot ’em in the head.

  4. I have always thought that we should hang them from all the lamppost at the Capital. Want to make an impression on the ones left, you know. Along with all the festival we can have.

  5. Traveling gallows on flatcars, 10 – 100 per train. Locals bring the traitors to the train station and take care of business and the trains move on to the next town

  6. Not enough ropes, would take to long based on the number of eligible candidates. No pun intended.

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