5 thoughts on “What do you hear?

  1. Snap, crackle, and pop – and it ain’t got nothin’ to do with Rice Crispies neither.

  2. I hear that obnoxious, braying laugh track that was almost certainly recorded from a negro.
    That fucking thing is EVERYWHERE and sets my teeth on edge. (Why, yes. I DID just come from Arthur’s place. How did you know?)

  3. I usually hear the sound of gas escaping from the ol’ rectum first, followed by grunting and followed by The Rice Krispy Boys.

    I’m a reg-u-lar orchestra, I am!

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