6 thoughts on “Welcome! You will put the lotion on…”

1. I like it and would buy one, but a delivery person or door-to-door solicitor would like it too, and come back to steal it.

2. Only partial nudity? Wimps! >};o)

3. Sounds like most of my adult life. Add “immature humor.”

4. I want one.

   • Here you go:
     https://theawesomer.com/rated-w-for-welcome-doormat/701943/

5. Lotion? Do they make Viagra ointment?

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