5 thoughts on “We know who hasn’t farted enough according to him.”
Here I sit all broken-hearted, came to sht, but only farted….
Ughhhh… I have been trying to conjure up a good fart for 3days now! I’m dying for a can a beans…😭
There are days after a good gas inducing meal that I can picture those balls of fire following me like those that come out of a jet engine when the afterburner is kicked in. Brrrrt brrrrt brrrrt. Even my dog looks at me funny.
You can’t beat a good ripper, corridors are my favourite for echoes, if wifey is with me she laughs herself silly.
Never had the nerve to try lighting one though.
Seems like yet another instance of feminized society misunderstands men. We compartmentalize such things. Sure, there’s the pre dump venting. But then there’s the farting for the simple pleasure of it all, especially if you can pin it on someone else.
Here I sit all broken-hearted, came to sht, but only farted….
Ughhhh… I have been trying to conjure up a good fart for 3days now! I’m dying for a can a beans…😭
There are days after a good gas inducing meal that I can picture those balls of fire following me like those that come out of a jet engine when the afterburner is kicked in. Brrrrt brrrrt brrrrt. Even my dog looks at me funny.
You can’t beat a good ripper, corridors are my favourite for echoes, if wifey is with me she laughs herself silly.
Never had the nerve to try lighting one though.
Seems like yet another instance of feminized society misunderstands men. We compartmentalize such things. Sure, there’s the pre dump venting. But then there’s the farting for the simple pleasure of it all, especially if you can pin it on someone else.