Every time my eyes alight on a cat, it has one of two reactions: a guilty “Oh crap, he saw me “, or; “HOLY CRAP, He Fuckin’ Saw Me!”
You think maybe they pick up on my ‘vibrations’?
Cat’s can be funny but not very often
Cats provide amusement, affection and aggravation.
The ratio varies in each cat.
Our cats don’t even THINK of jumping on the counters. The have been SEVERLY trained when they tried this crap.
It’s amazing what packing tape placed sticky-side-up on the counter perimeter will do, the perp gets a beating when discovered. Works just fine, which begs the question of how we “train” OUR perps…
Clarification: Human perps…
Igor, I reckon that the readers here knew just what you meant anyway. Thanks for the clarity though, wouldn’t like to think of you treating Antifa scum with sticky-tape, just napalm will do.
Lye soap and a scrub brush. Some denatured alcohol to close the pores against infection (maybe a match involved, don’t know).
I’ve seen some of my cats stare into space in the living room of my old house wondering what the hell they were looking at. It wasn’t a flying bug or something like that. I think they can see “things” our human eyes can’t.
On a nuther note, one of my cats alerted me to a yellow jacket in the basement. Came thru the dryer vent. Dryer vent came partially disconnected at the dryer. Which brings me to this friendly warning: this is the time of year those yellow and black bastards start burrowing in the ground. And if you mow around a yellow jacket nest… well, you know the drill.
OG
Every time my eyes alight on a cat, it has one of two reactions: a guilty “Oh crap, he saw me “, or; “HOLY CRAP, He Fuckin’ Saw Me!”
You think maybe they pick up on my ‘vibrations’?
Cat’s can be funny but not very often
Cats provide amusement, affection and aggravation.
The ratio varies in each cat.
Our cats don’t even THINK of jumping on the counters. The have been SEVERLY trained when they tried this crap.
It’s amazing what packing tape placed sticky-side-up on the counter perimeter will do, the perp gets a beating when discovered. Works just fine, which begs the question of how we “train” OUR perps…
Clarification: Human perps…
Igor, I reckon that the readers here knew just what you meant anyway. Thanks for the clarity though, wouldn’t like to think of you treating Antifa scum with sticky-tape, just napalm will do.
Lye soap and a scrub brush. Some denatured alcohol to close the pores against infection (maybe a match involved, don’t know).
I’ve seen some of my cats stare into space in the living room of my old house wondering what the hell they were looking at. It wasn’t a flying bug or something like that. I think they can see “things” our human eyes can’t.
On a nuther note, one of my cats alerted me to a yellow jacket in the basement. Came thru the dryer vent. Dryer vent came partially disconnected at the dryer. Which brings me to this friendly warning: this is the time of year those yellow and black bastards start burrowing in the ground. And if you mow around a yellow jacket nest… well, you know the drill.
OG
All cats are assholes.
Just not full-time.