18 thoughts on “Vegey Ham, next to the Soy-lent Green hamburgers in our freezer section…”

1. I prefer Omnivorous Ham, the way God intended it to be.

2. Wife put Half and Half on the list. Imagine my surprise when I discovered I had purchased Non Fat Half and Half. I thought it was, by definition, half milk and half cream..

   The world has gotten unpredictable.

3. Chicken flavored fake ham?
   Why not just eat chicken flavored fake chicken?

   • “Cause it’s got fake chicken flavored Fake Avian Flu.

   • Watch out for those minimally processed chicken lips. They can be a little crunchy.

4. Can you just save us?

   • Don’t think that I don’t remember you.

     • What’s up brother?

       • I’m a long time listener.Please help us.

         • Just wanted to check in.Bust your balls.Hope all is well.

5. Why do they have to call it ‘ham’?
   Can’t they just call it ‘garbage’?
   Oops, the garbage IDENTIFIES as ham.
   Gotit.

6. This shit right here is why we can’t have nice things.

   • Soylent Green the movie was set for 2022… 1984 was just a few years late, I am sure Soylent Green will be a bit tardy, but it is fast approaching.

     • What year was Logans Run. I just saw the actor in Jesus of Nazareth he was John the Baptist.

7. I trust Spam, not THIS crap.
   Some Chinese food reject being foisted on us??

8. Hiring Kimmy K as a spox hasn’t turned out the way they expected….
   https://www.thefinancialtrends.com/2022/05/26/beyond-meat-collapses-despite-hiring-kim-kardashian/

   • Last I saw the stock was down 60 percent.

9. I still can’t figure out why vegans, who by definition hate meat even the thought of such, would produce a product that taste like meat. And fake ham that taste like chicken? Who thought up this crap, and yea, Bill Gates is still a worthless turd.

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