Old enough to remember when public and workplace bathrooms replaced rolls with those little napkin-like dispensers that did nothing except smear sh|t all over. Needed massive amts of those damned napkins. Didn’t last too long, thank God.
They moved them all to baseball stadiums where they could do double duty as butt-wipes or hot-dog wrappers.
True dat! 🙂 They did have that wax paper-like coating that had no absorbency at all.
I usually delete copies of comments, it sometimes does that, wordypress, what can ya do?
Whoops. Sorry for the duplicate. Don’t know how that habbened.
Look up the patent for roll direction.
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Thankful for that last one a few times.
I don’t care which way the roll faces so long as there is one when I need it. I never buy Kleenex because my toilet paper is easier on my nose than Kleenex, says someone with upper respiratory allergies that last from the last frost in the spring to the first frost in the fall.
Find the brands that don’t have that perfumery crap in it, Judy. You and I have the same inhalant sensitivities…
Sounds like daughter. Last testing she had 58 allergies. Worst is pork, then eggs.
Original Paten shows toilet paper rolls with them hanging over the top of the roll.
Evil would be a sheet of 80 grit. Or a pine cone. Nettles?
Klingon toilet tissue is linked squares of cheese grater.
Klingons are what the paper leaves on Uranus
I only want to shit im MY litter box. To have to do it “out there” is an extreme emergency.
I haven’t shit my pants to get out of it, but like Filthie, I have shit my pants, a little.
Lawful evil would be those awful dispensers at work that only allow you to unroll two squares at a time before locking up.
Chaotic good. Ask my wifey unit.
Shouldn’t chaotic evil have been a box of cheap baby wipes?
Old enough to remember when public and workplace bathrooms replaced rolls with those little napkin-like dispensers that did nothing except smear sh|t all over. Needed massive amts of those damned napkins. Didn’t last too long, thank God.
They moved them all to baseball stadiums where they could do double duty as butt-wipes or hot-dog wrappers.
True dat! 🙂 They did have that wax paper-like coating that had no absorbency at all.
I usually delete copies of comments, it sometimes does that, wordypress, what can ya do?
Whoops. Sorry for the duplicate. Don’t know how that habbened.
Look up the patent for roll direction.
.
.
.
Thankful for that last one a few times.
I don’t care which way the roll faces so long as there is one when I need it. I never buy Kleenex because my toilet paper is easier on my nose than Kleenex, says someone with upper respiratory allergies that last from the last frost in the spring to the first frost in the fall.
Find the brands that don’t have that perfumery crap in it, Judy. You and I have the same inhalant sensitivities…
Sounds like daughter. Last testing she had 58 allergies. Worst is pork, then eggs.
Original Paten shows toilet paper rolls with them hanging over the top of the roll.
Evil would be a sheet of 80 grit. Or a pine cone. Nettles?
Klingon toilet tissue is linked squares of cheese grater.
Klingons are what the paper leaves on Uranus
I only want to shit im MY litter box. To have to do it “out there” is an extreme emergency.
I haven’t shit my pants to get out of it, but like Filthie, I have shit my pants, a little.
Lawful evil would be those awful dispensers at work that only allow you to unroll two squares at a time before locking up.
Chaotic good. Ask my wifey unit.
Shouldn’t chaotic evil have been a box of cheap baby wipes?