Even if you have to take them off again, try to wear socks when attempting this highly dangerous ritual. The statistics involving little toes snagging against material and resulting in catastrophic falls are truly horrifying
Hardy har har.
Wait until you’re as old as I am and the problem solves itself. After the morning pee.
Just go naked. Fuck it.
One leg at a time, standing, still, despite having a rather large belly.
Even if you have to take them off again, try to wear socks when attempting this highly dangerous ritual. The statistics involving little toes snagging against material and resulting in catastrophic falls are truly horrifying
Hardy har har.
Wait until you’re as old as I am and the problem solves itself. After the morning pee.
Just go naked. Fuck it.
One leg at a time, standing, still, despite having a rather large belly.