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6 thoughts on “This, Would Be One Of Phil’s Cats”
That cat would do that only once in my house. I have a cat and it knows who owns this house and who is boss.
Prolly Igor’s shithead cat training to piss all over the Antifa masks, so it can lure enraged cat-haters into the SMLE’s kill zone.
HEY! Don’t give away my hunting secrets!
I broke my ex’s cat from getting on the kitchen table and knocking everything off in the middle of the night with duct tape…sticky side up.
After that, the dirty bitch took to smearing shit on the wall by the catbox.
(The cat, not my ex)
You mean, the wife’s cat…
We’ve had one or two who seem to like digging to China, so I bought an under-bed plastic bin that is a few inches larger than the litter box all the way around. Catches 99% of the scatter, except what sticks to paws. Works well, and doesn’t take them long to get used to the extra step getting into the box.
That cat would do that only once in my house. I have a cat and it knows who owns this house and who is boss.
Prolly Igor’s shithead cat training to piss all over the Antifa masks, so it can lure enraged cat-haters into the SMLE’s kill zone.
HEY! Don’t give away my hunting secrets!
I broke my ex’s cat from getting on the kitchen table and knocking everything off in the middle of the night with duct tape…sticky side up.
After that, the dirty bitch took to smearing shit on the wall by the catbox.
(The cat, not my ex)
You mean, the wife’s cat…
We’ve had one or two who seem to like digging to China, so I bought an under-bed plastic bin that is a few inches larger than the litter box all the way around. Catches 99% of the scatter, except what sticks to paws. Works well, and doesn’t take them long to get used to the extra step getting into the box.