This, Right Here

Gleefully re-distributed from WRSA because it has been painfully and repeatedly proven to be true on a massive scale to me lately.

Unbelievably stupid to the point that I can’t believe there aren’t fleets of these running around everywhere.

People that make it obvious why these had to be invented,.

Because they are too stupid to tie their own shoes.

They are fucking everywhere I go anymore.

13 thoughts on “This, Right Here

  1. Coming out of walmart and a employee asked to see my receipt. Sure. As I handed it to her I noticed she was cross-eyed. Behaved myself & did not laugh until in the truck.

  2. I have shoes like that because my fingers don’t work good enough to tie knots anymore. They hurt. That happens to some of us 70 top 80 year olds.

    • Me to Greg and mine look exactly like those.Guess Cederq gets an ass whoopin, 55 gallon drums worth.

      • I wear slip on… and for my dresser shoes, yes I use velcro, as I have a balance problem with my MS and if I try to tie a knot I fall flat on my face and plant it, I use a salad tongs to open and close the strap. I am beyond wearing Florshams or Redwing dress shoes. Wish I could still wear cowboy boots but the same balance problem.

  3. I’m sure those buses were the results of Federal Safety Standards.

    I’m also sure those Federal Safety Standards were the results of some manufacturer building those at twice the cost of a larger bus and “sharing the wealth” beforehand with one or more Congresscritter.

  4. I get a kick out of some the ‘life hacks’ videos I run across. “Try this new life hack for…..” and I’m like “Bitch, I’ve been doing that for years.”

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