18 thoughts on “This is what happens when you do that filthy, pathogen encrusted dirty deed men! I have told you and told you Bear Claw!”
Trust me…it doesn’t take THAT long…
I just had to stay there a little longer
Sick
&
WRONG
You’re doing it wrong.
I’ll show you, just go sit in the chair and take notes.
She don’t eat meat, but she sure likes the bone….
I think that would be an awesome way to go …
You and Bear Claw are sick! Do you even know what resides there? I do, it would turn your stomach!
Nothing that a shot of whiskey afterwards wouldn’t kill. 😁 😂
Our skin, all of it, is populated with bacteria and fungi. Should I stop suc… never mind. TMI.
You ever see a vaginal culture? I knew you have! These people are completely unaware what can inhabit and grow there! I am not taking a chance a slug of whiskey would even dent it…
Years ago I remember reading a story about some weird chick who grew yeast from her vaginal culture, and then went on to make sourdough bread with it.
“Thanks, but I’ll have the rye today.”. Then again, that pastrami looks rather suspect..
I’ve never seen a vaginal culture, no, but I’m still a little immature …I still want to lick the bowl.
See Derq, many are with me on this.
Hawk tuah! 😁
You would side with him! How far can you hawk that tuahy? You ain’t real Southern unless you can’t make six feet….
Just a little longer Honey, I’m almost there… she said.
You ever wonder if, as a kid, your dad ever kissed you good-night after doing this to your mom?
Well, now you are.
Thanks, I have now regressed into a fetal position, sucking my thumb and slight moaning and strangled gasps contemplating of that… I came from a family of six kids and mom and dad knew what caused that.
Trust me…it doesn’t take THAT long…
I just had to stay there a little longer
Sick
&
WRONG
You’re doing it wrong.
I’ll show you, just go sit in the chair and take notes.
She don’t eat meat, but she sure likes the bone….
I think that would be an awesome way to go …
You and Bear Claw are sick! Do you even know what resides there? I do, it would turn your stomach!
Nothing that a shot of whiskey afterwards wouldn’t kill. 😁 😂
Our skin, all of it, is populated with bacteria and fungi. Should I stop suc… never mind. TMI.
You ever see a vaginal culture? I knew you have! These people are completely unaware what can inhabit and grow there! I am not taking a chance a slug of whiskey would even dent it…
Years ago I remember reading a story about some weird chick who grew yeast from her vaginal culture, and then went on to make sourdough bread with it.
“Thanks, but I’ll have the rye today.”. Then again, that pastrami looks rather suspect..
Bread? Why stop there? There’s “Yoni beer”.
I wish I was making this shit up.
https://untappd.com/b/the-order-of-yoni-bottled-instinct/2107354
I’ve never seen a vaginal culture, no, but I’m still a little immature …I still want to lick the bowl.
See Derq, many are with me on this.
Hawk tuah! 😁
You would side with him! How far can you hawk that tuahy? You ain’t real Southern unless you can’t make six feet….
Just a little longer Honey, I’m almost there… she said.
You ever wonder if, as a kid, your dad ever kissed you good-night after doing this to your mom?
Well, now you are.
Thanks, I have now regressed into a fetal position, sucking my thumb and slight moaning and strangled gasps contemplating of that… I came from a family of six kids and mom and dad knew what caused that.