Courtesy of my very good friend Irish.
Filed under What In The Actual Fuck?!
You talking about one Badass Momma here man.
When she goes out and stands on the porch yelling for her kids to get in the house and get ready for bed, the neighbors go brush their teeth and go to bed too.
We need about ten of her to start going to these damn school board meetings and just start cleaning house.
Does anyone know the story here? Can you believe how she can flip a switch and go from pounding the snot outta that woman to talking with that man? That is Next level Insanity control.
School boards,, yeah, she could get stuff lined out.
Fuckin a ditty bag, turn that woman loose on these mofo’s.
Reminds me of Walter Sobchak; “I’m totally calm, Dude”.
Calmer than you are. And yes, she was in complete and utter control of her faculties. I could see her calmly taking a crowbar to a red Corvette in a very similar manner.
‘Karen’ with the bat got off a lot lighter than she could/should have. From what it looked like to me, the ONLY reason she wasn’t taken away in an ambulance or worse is because the woman she was stupid enough to attack with the bat didn’t have the ‘know how’ to do it. She would have definitely been justified in using greater force.
As it stands, she’s got bigger balls than most ‘men’ out there.
I carry, and if someone were coming at me with a bat, they would, at a minimum, be grievously wounded.
Wonder what the back story on this might be. Neighbors who don’t get along?
Long term feud? She’s the king of the roost with an attitude like that…until someone bigger and meaner arrives. There’s always someone tougher than you out there. Keep playing the game and eventually you meet them.
Phil, I think that you should introduce her to Cederq. She’d straighten out his attitude and set him on the path to righteousness.
At the very least, he won’t be wearing any more gold lame cowboy suits, not in public anyway.
Keep making fun of southern women, Yankees. FAFO; see where that’ll get ya.
Let’s not bring geography into this. Oh, and geography refers to the characteristics and features of any particular area, including those of the inhabitants.
Besides, I personally know some yankee women that would clean Sam’s clock then go after the dipshit shooting the video.
If she does scare Cederq too much, then Deathray could use her to spank some pesky Grizzly bears. Apparently he likes a solid woman, and she took that bat to the ribs pretty well.
Either it’s over a man, or they’re blood relations.
Probably sisters
That was my first thought.
My mom was 5’2, Tough lady, grew up dirt a poor irish immigrant.
My hormonal sister was arguing with her and called her a fuggin bitch.
What came next was epic. She slapped her, grabbed her by the collar, and delivered a beatdown worthy of any hockey player.
Man, I miss my mom.
By the way, my sister is now one of the sweetest souls I love, and has five awesome, well adjusted kids.
Don’t we all.
FAFO – Fuckin A Funny Out thar Shit
ps Thanks for that Phil and Irish
“Hey, babe you need a beer or sumthin?”
Would you like my honest opinion of this situation?… My wife was from the eastern Kentucky coal mining regions (Hazard KY) , and when visiting we have seen action like this, usually at Wal-Mart. Usually it had something to do with a man named Desean, or some other alphabet soup name. He was from the other side of the mountain, was unemployed, had many kids, from many incubators and did not support a single one.