Does leaving racing stripes count? Or does there actually have to be a nugget in there? Cause sometimes you can’t always trust a fart to be dry.
More importantly, did you have the means and physical strength to clean yourself and the mess up?
Gosh I hope so… don’t want to walk around smelling like a ammonia factory or an outhouse.
I don’t want to say that I can identify with this, butt…
..the last couple drops always end up in your shorts, even after vigorous shaking.
You know, if you shake it more than twice, you are playing with it… I’ll be here all week.
I told my wife to shut up I’ll wash it as fast as I want since you won’t
Does leaving racing stripes count? Or does there actually have to be a nugget in there? Cause sometimes you can’t always trust a fart to be dry.
Don, also known as turtle tracks…
The Bucket List, “never trust a fart”. – Jack Nicholson