6 thoughts on “The vinyl seat will amplify that fart…”
The pew benches for our trestle table give off great resonance!
Just like those at our country church, I’m guessing.
Were we supposed to be holding back when we were there?
Sure, that sounds like a good plan. Make life unpleasant for a guy with a high-speed drill, pliers, and other implements of destruction, while you’ve got your mouth open and are reclined in a chair with big awkward armrests that it’s hard to get out of.
Let her rip!
You are all faggots.
A real man – like me – needs no means of artificial amplification. My normally aspirated emissions can rattle the windows in their panes, and make the dead flies up in the light fixtures dance around like dice in a cup.
The pew benches for our trestle table give off great resonance!
Just like those at our country church, I’m guessing.
Were we supposed to be holding back when we were there?
Sure, that sounds like a good plan. Make life unpleasant for a guy with a high-speed drill, pliers, and other implements of destruction, while you’ve got your mouth open and are reclined in a chair with big awkward armrests that it’s hard to get out of.
Let her rip!
You are all faggots.
A real man – like me – needs no means of artificial amplification. My normally aspirated emissions can rattle the windows in their panes, and make the dead flies up in the light fixtures dance around like dice in a cup.
Eat more lentils, boys! 🥴💨