This has been a classic up in Canada since the 80’s.
People used to put it on cassette tapes and spread it around.
This guy called and cussed out the cable outfit 42 times in 4 hours because his cable was out.
I swear to you this reminded me of my Dad so much it almost brought a tear to my eye.
It’s fucking HILARIOUS!
I managed the service department at a small telecom firm, which had the same name as a major cable provider. Every now and then on the 24×7 service line we’d get a message from some pissed off cable customer.
One dude was drunk like the they guy in the call ..”Cable’s out. Man hit a pole…”
One woman shrieked about her cable going out just as Eddie Murray (?) of the Orioles hit some sort of record. I may still have them somewhere. That was many computers ago though.
Somebody give this guy AOC’s number
To effn funny. Someone at the cable company had to record this. They are the real hero here. Reminds me of the old “bambulance” recording of the guy who picked up what he thought was a dead deer and put it in his car and it awoke and bit him in the neck so he called 911 from a phone booth.
Yeah, a real Harry and the Hendersons moment when Bigfoot woke up when he was strapped to the car!
My wife was pregnant, and the results were predictable… yellow panties…
Your dad, too?!
“My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master. In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obscenity that as far as we know, is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.“
You’ll shoot your eye out