Damn, now I want tacos…the kind you eat horizontally, or the kind you eat vertically.
Meh, I’ll go strictly for the horizontal ones, from my own kitchen (or a reputable eatery). The worst I can get form those is some acid reflux and maybe an extra trip or two to the toilet. One must exercise great caution now with the vertical variety, as these hoes are absolutely savage, and due to their rampant accretion of excessive body counts that rival those of the street corner whores of yore, they are vectors for diseases that Big Ruckus wants nothing whatsoever to do with. And no matter how much you think you can trust a chick, she only has to step out one time with some bad boy who gave her the tingles, to end up catching a dose.
Damn, now I want tacos…the kind you eat horizontally, or the kind you eat vertically.
Meh, I’ll go strictly for the horizontal ones, from my own kitchen (or a reputable eatery). The worst I can get form those is some acid reflux and maybe an extra trip or two to the toilet. One must exercise great caution now with the vertical variety, as these hoes are absolutely savage, and due to their rampant accretion of excessive body counts that rival those of the street corner whores of yore, they are vectors for diseases that Big Ruckus wants nothing whatsoever to do with. And no matter how much you think you can trust a chick, she only has to step out one time with some bad boy who gave her the tingles, to end up catching a dose.