4 thoughts on “The look first, then the soap next, I guarantee that.

  1. One time when I was about five years old I had a neighbor kid who’s first name was the same as my middle name and we hung out all the time. He let loose with a cuss word and his mom heard him. She yelled his name at him and told him to quit cussing. My mom heard her but thought she was yelling at me. Mom grabbed me and drug me into the house and into the bathroom, grabbed my toothbrush and a can y Ajax bathroom scrub. She poured a bunch of that shit on my toothbrush and proceeded to scrub my mouth out with it despite my desperate cries innocence. Something you will never forget as long as you live.
    As you can see it wasn’t quite the deterrent she thought it was but you can damn well bet that I made sure she never heard me after that.
    And you wonder why I think kids these days are pussies.

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