My wife is not allowed in the kitchen, she’s not to touch my knives or cast iron. Just a few days ago she was cutting something, with the wrong knife of course, & knocked the knife off the counter & yes she tried to catch it. 5 stitches & the tip broken off the knife.
BITCH!
Grounds for divorce if she also cleaned the Griswold skillet with detergent.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
Never tell your half Irish wife “Quit yer bitchin and git in the kitchen”.
Never tell your full Black Irish mother to quit her bitching or fuck you, you get a hard tine rake upside your head with the tines aimed at your head…only took one time.
Glad to hear you were raised properly!
(What happened?)
We see here, the result!
Correct…everybody needs to know their way around a kitchen. My ex couldn’t even open a can of soup and feed himself. Also, every woman needs to know how to check the fluid levels, change a tire, and change the oil in the car she drives.
Preach it, Judy!
(Specialization is for insects…)
Never piss off the wife and tell her to get in the kitchen…… all of the sharp stuff is in there.
My wife is not allowed in the kitchen when I’m cooking. Unless you can throw it in a crock pot she is incapable of cooking anything. She would burn water if she tried to boil it (Literally- she forgot a pan on the stove with water in it, no food just water, for about a half hour and burned to pan so severely it warped. (No, it wasn’t a high quality pan.)) I’m the chef in the family; a trait I’ve passed to both sons. And yes, I HAVE tried to teach her how to cook. Tried and failed.
* burned the pan
I was the cook in my marriage. The toughest part was getting her to eat Italian style meals and vegetables. The only thing she was good at was baking and that is all I allowed for her to do IN MY KITCHEN.
My wife is not allowed in the kitchen, she’s not to touch my knives or cast iron. Just a few days ago she was cutting something, with the wrong knife of course, & knocked the knife off the counter & yes she tried to catch it. 5 stitches & the tip broken off the knife.
BITCH!
Grounds for divorce if she also cleaned the Griswold skillet with detergent.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
Never tell your half Irish wife “Quit yer bitchin and git in the kitchen”.
Never tell your full Black Irish mother to quit her bitching or fuck you, you get a hard tine rake upside your head with the tines aimed at your head…only took one time.
Glad to hear you were raised properly!
(What happened?)
We see here, the result!
Correct…everybody needs to know their way around a kitchen. My ex couldn’t even open a can of soup and feed himself. Also, every woman needs to know how to check the fluid levels, change a tire, and change the oil in the car she drives.
Preach it, Judy!
(Specialization is for insects…)
Never piss off the wife and tell her to get in the kitchen…… all of the sharp stuff is in there.
My wife is not allowed in the kitchen when I’m cooking. Unless you can throw it in a crock pot she is incapable of cooking anything. She would burn water if she tried to boil it (Literally- she forgot a pan on the stove with water in it, no food just water, for about a half hour and burned to pan so severely it warped. (No, it wasn’t a high quality pan.)) I’m the chef in the family; a trait I’ve passed to both sons. And yes, I HAVE tried to teach her how to cook. Tried and failed.
* burned the pan
I was the cook in my marriage. The toughest part was getting her to eat Italian style meals and vegetables. The only thing she was good at was baking and that is all I allowed for her to do IN MY KITCHEN.