The Fucking Lunatics Are Everywhere

The Wifely Unit went out with her sisters earlier to go have some dinner and then go to the theater to watch the 40th anniversary showing of Labyrynth, with David Bowie in it.

You may remember it from way back.

Yeah, whatever. I’ve seen it and was never a big Bowie fan anyway.

So anyways., I digress.

As she is heading to Red Robin to meet her sisters, some car full of lunatics start following her, flashing their lights and tailgating her and she can see them flipping her off in the mirror.

Pretty soon they whipped around and pulled up right next to her, flipping her off and screaming incoherently

It took her a second to figure out why as she is trying to drive and freaking out.

Because she had this magnetic sticker on the back of the trunk lid.

Of course she was freaked out and she was real close to where she was going but didn’t want to pull into a parking lot with the freaks right behind her again so she does some zigging and zagging, makes a turn or two and thinks she lost them.

Just as she starts to relax, here they come again, tailgating her, flashing the lights and flipping her off again.

So this time she says Fuck You assholes and starts driving straight to a cop shop that is about a mile down the road.

They must have realized where they were and where they were headed because they suddenly decided they needed to be somewhere else all of a sudden and made a U turn at a light before she got there.

Of course she is freaked out but she managed to get her shit back together and went back to meet her sisters, have dinner and then go see the show.

But when she got home she had the magnetic sticker in her hand and threw it on the coffee table when she came in and then proceeded to tell me what had happened.

We already knew that Vancouver is full of these fuckin’ retards, I actually had a lengthy text conversation with my oldest daughter out of the blue Thursday night while I was at work actually, with her GOING OFF on me about being a Trump supporter after a wanted Tren De Augua member and his woman both got shot over in Portland after trying to ram Border patrol officers, 20 blocks from where she works.

She is half Mexican and she lit my ass up about “Brown people being hunted and how it could have been her or her siblings” because they are all half Mexican.

Like I had anything to do with it?

Come to find out that it was just the opening salvo and and an excuse to light me up over some bullshit that happened when they were over here in early December for the Christmas party we had for them. The Wife got hammered and said something she took offence to so the shooting was an excuse to go off on me.

I won’t go into it any more other than to say she basically said she wasn’t going to have anything to do with us unfortunately because of whatever the wife said.

Of course because she was lit, the wife can’t even remember what she said and I never heard it in the first place so attacking me was obviously the only way she could vent.

Whatever, I’m old and I don’t do drama.

We are all adults now.

Next item?

But it never fucking ends. The point being there is no escape from these fucking Lunatic Libtards anywhere around here anymore but they crossed a line fucking with my wife. It’s a damn good thing I wasn’t with her and driving because she would be looking to buy a new car right now instead of sitting here enjoying the television and I would either be in jail or the doghouse, if not both.

Daddy don’t play when you fuck with my wife.

I have half a mind to grab that sticker and put it on the ass of my truck but the cowards would never fuck with me while I was in it for obvious reasons. They would just bust the windows out and the mirrors off of it while it was in a parking lot instead.

I’m telling ya, they keep spinning these assholes up and turning them loose, eventually ICE and Border Patrol are going to be the very least of their worries.

40 thoughts on “The Fucking Lunatics Are Everywhere

  1. Every “brown” person who claims “it could be me next” needs to be asked “so you’re here illegally?”. It’s not a war on non-Whites, it’s enforcement of immigration law. Apparently that’s too confusing for some people to understand: don’t break our laws and we won’t kick you out of our country.

    • You are confusing intention and reality. It wasn’t intended to be a war on brown people but that is how it’s playing out.
      An ICE agent can detain anyone they ‘feel’ may be here illegally until they are convinced otherwise. Typically this means brown or black skin although white people have been detained. Hundreds of mostly brown and black citizens have been detained because the agent didn’t believe they were citizens, some for days. So brown people have to carry documents to prove they are citizens or are here legally to prevent being be detained or jailed. We have become a “papers please” country.
      Imagine a libtard POTUS issues an executive order changing the 2nd amendment and militarizes the ATF with 10’s of thousands of poorly trained, jackbooted thugs.

      • The problem wouldn’t exist had the Demotards not thrown open the ban door and hollered, “C’mon in!!”

        Nice try, Einstein.

        • I don’t disagree that libtards are the source of the problem.
          My point may be lost on you but the way the problem is being handled is turning us into a country where poorly vetted and inadequately trained, militarized thugs are able to force citizens to produce citizenship documents to avoid arrest.
          If it doesn’t tax your mental capacity, try to consider the second order effects.

          • We don’t care about the ‘second order effects’. You condemn the way it’s being handled but do not give any workable alternatives.

            • Workable alternative? Follow the law. Get a warrant to arrest someone or to invade someone’s house. Don’t detain citizens. Don’t shoot people in the face if they aren’t a threat. It’s not complicated.
              Did you know that nearly the same number of people were deported in 2024 as 2025 with far fewer protests and no masked, untrained, paramilitary thugs running wild through the streets?

      • In the famous words of Morpheus to Neo in the Matrix movie: “Your comprehension is not a prerequisite of your participation.”

        • You’ve been gaslight into believing that’s a deep thought. But continue to use it whenever you think it will make you sound intelligent. Obviously original thought is not possible.

          • I’ve seen them the last several times you’ve used that quote. That you think wisdom comes from Hollywood is so special.

  2. It;s not just your neck of the woods. My wife has just had a life long friend write her off the “friends” list because we are conservative and law abiding, whilst the “friend” has gone so far libtard as to shutting out anyone that she thinks “voted for Trump”. This person is mentally deranged and no one from our family actually spoke about Trump or whom/what we vote for, this is nobody’s business but our own, yet here we are.
    Polite society is breaking down in a segment of maybe 30% of the over age 18 population, then 20% more are mindless sheep that shift with the wind as created by the corrupt democrat/media/communist media.
    There are hints that they younger segment is getting clear sight of what the current D party is able to deliver for them (nothing but pain and misery) are are turning away from the abyss. One can hope this trend continues.

  3. Friend, will it give you some sort of reward for getting shot up or worse your family shot up over a bumper sticker?

    Those same folks COULD have simply shot your wife’s vehicle up and drove away.

    I prefer NOT to put my family in the line of fire over a bumper sticker that will NEVER convince “the other side” about anything.

    Lunatics have bumper stickers, if you’re that fired up GO HUNTING and leave your family out of it, aside from them having to visit you in prison.

    • And “Freedom of Speech” doesn’t mean freedom from consequences of that free speech.

      I think around here we call if FAFO?

      • An friend of mine had freedom stickers on his vehicle and some shit stain vandalized it! Just as staying away from crowds is good advice, so is not telegraphing your politics via bumper stickers! For fucks sake, the crazies attacked their ‘own’ for having an Tesla not long ago. Civil war is imminent and all the detailed aerial surveys done a few years back mapping potential battlespace is an feature not an bug!

    • This. While one can certainly openly express an opinion or preference in a polite, civilized society, we no longer have that. As such, openly expressing an opinion that one knows in advance is going to piss other people off (enough to foment retributive violence) is just a bad idea. Yeah. I know, you should have to proclaim your opinions in public, yada yada, but the reality is we can no longer expect to get away with that unscathed. Society has devolved beyond where that can be done without being forcefully challenged on it.

      Just the type of vehicle you drive can draw fire (figuratively or literally) now, just ask Tesla owners. My point is that it things like political bumper stickers are not only needless agitating (as they don’t change anybody’s mind) but now they are genuinely dangerous, in that they make one a target for those who opposed the message.

      So, getting fucked with over a bumper sticker is really an “own goal” at this point. Sure you could insist on continuing to have that sticker affixed to your vehicle, but it will likely have consequences, and those are being risked for no other reason than pride, and perhaps wanting to irritate the opposition.

      Ditch the pride (it isn’t gaining you anything by incurring the risk anyway) and instead be the grey man, operating under the radar. It may bruise your ego, but that is preferable to getting your vehicle vandalized, or yourself or your wife injured or killed by an emotionally incontinent asshole wanker. That’s just how it has to be now.

  4. I live in Minnesota, away from people, and don’t have any bumper stickers nor have had any for my entire life.

    NRA stickers gets you broke into looking for a gun. Rockford Fosgate stickers get your stereo ganked. Speed stickers get your driveline targeted.

    It’s like wearing an NFL jersey to prove to the world you like big black cock and rigged sporting events.

    I can’t imagine the outright laugh-in-face from a cop on the left coast after you say your vehicle was demolished because of a Trump sticker. Just typing that out made me feel retarded.

    Reminds me of the Rex Kramer Danger Seeker Ghetto Skit from Kentucky Fried Movie in real life, 24/7, with normalcy bias and cognitive dissonance as a topping.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-aeWbwPBG8M&pp=0gcJCTIBo7VqN5tD

    • I grew up and worked in the Portland Orygun area and I would attend gun shows and pick up NRA stickers and gun manufacture’s stickers and while out and about would spy a Subaru or Volkswagen or any car with all the co-exist and peace crap and lefty slogan filled cars and would surreptitiously paste and stick those in a prime viewing place and then slip away laughing my ass off wondering if they got a shit show from their cohorts and fellow travelers…

  5. Even here, deep in the redneck flyover country of the Oregon Outback, we have our infestation of libtards. Mostly they keep a low profile, as concealed carry and open carry are common. But yeah, be the grey man. No need to provoke vandalism on my rig–by itself an F250 with a contractors rack–it doesn’t need any bumper stickers to make it a target.
    Both you and your wife got a fairly benign warning shot. Take that bumper sticker and plant it on a Subaru somewhere.

  6. Did you say you were from Vancouver WA? I am currently sheltered from some of the nuttyness. I’m in Battle Ground which still has a reasonable city council. Anyway, I had a similar experience. I have a sticker on my truck that has an American flag and says: I’d rather be an American than a Democrat. My wife borrowed my truck and got some harassment over my sticker. It appears that, if you are liberal, you can have anything about hating conservatives. But anything at all about being a conservative, or supporting Trump, or America is worthy of pure rage on their part.

    • It sounds like you normally have the sticker and are not harassed. They went after your wife because they figured she was less likely to defend herself. Kind of like PETA throwing paint at older ladies wearing fur but ignoring Hells Angels wearing leather. At their base, progressives are cowards.

  7. The amount of personal information available to complete strangers based on the stickers in the rear window is considerable.

    A while back, was sitting behind a SUV with a stick figure family sticker, mom, dad, 3 girls, and 2 cats. A sticker for a local housing community, a local school sticker, a Navy Wife sticker, and a Navy ship sticker. The ship identified was getting a lot of attention for its role in ops in the middle east.

    Based on what was visible, it was possible to deduce with some certainty the following.

    Dad on deployment, mom and 3 elementary school age daughters at home in a local housing community. Community has a single security officer on duty, but sheriff response is typically 30-45 minutes. No gates, and most folks park in the driveway in front of the house. Cats, no dogs in the home.

    All this info was available to anyone. Total time to gather the info was 30 seconds at a traffic light, and a basic understanding of the local community.

  8. We used to play “tell me about the person driving that car” with the kids. Aside from the often hilarious backstories they made up, the kiddos became good at profiling other drivers based on vehicle and stickers.
    None have bumper stickers on their rides now they’re adults.

  9. Phil, I am relieved that your wife is safe and sound and relatively unscathed from that encounter. Good on her for keeping her wits and extraditing herself from that situation. Smart lady! No doubt that she was targeted because she is a female and deemed an easy target. Never underestimate us fierce, feisty ladies! BFYTW

    As others have said, it is dangerous to advertise any right leaning sentiment publicly now days. Sometimes the juice is not worth the squeeze. The liberal, radical, hive minded, psychos on the left have no conscience and know that they will not suffer any consequences from their actions. But we will. Be the grey man and have that element of surprise. Stay under the radar, they won’t see what’s coming.

    To think that the husband and I had matching tee shirts in the eighties. The tee shirts depicted Mickey Mouse with his middle finger up and said “Hey Iran”. (Right or wrong). We wore them everywhere without incident. Can you imagine getting away with that in today’s society?! Nay, we would be stoned.

    Watch your six.

  10. Maybe I’m the odd guy out but I’m calling boolshit,

    We’re all hero’s but we better hide our opinions and guard our words so we don’t get the lunatic left upset. Fuck that, I’m not giving up the town square because some assholes are upset at a sticker espousing a differently held view than theirs.

    Where are all the folks that were asserting their independence and rugged individualism by not wearing a mask during the great covid scam. If you didn’t wear a mask I’m pretty sure that was an identifiable statement about yourself that ran contrary to just about the whole damn country. How many of you were harmed by that action?

    If we have become so worried about the lunatics that we limit our speech then they’ve already won the social/culture war. May as well turn in our guns as well because you know how those evil things give them the vapors. I think I saw an add for knee pads somewhere, a bunch of us are going to need several pairs I’m afraid.

    We’re not going to go out in a blaze of gun fire in the coming civil war, we are going to go out with a whimper on our knees because we don’t want to get the lunatic left upset.

    wes
    wtdb

    • Look, I get it. But why take a stand over bumper stickers? That’s stupid low hanging fruit type shit. Guys like us also understand the value of OPSEC and not giving our enemies – known or unknown – info they can use against us. Sure, you can have your Trump sticker, your Gadsen flag on the pole at home, your Smith and Wesson t-shirt, but you can also be fucked with very easily by those who will be triggered by those overt displays of your political leanings, and know they stand little chance of suffering official consequences.

      And when that happens, and you shoot and kill the dumb fucks, your problems are just beginning, since the police and the state don’t like anyone nosing in on their monopoly on force. So you get booked and dragged into court where maybe you prevail, or maybe you draw a long stretch for murder 2 or, if lucky, just manslaughter. Oh, and weapons charges as well, just because the system gets off on fucking you extra hard. Even if you escape that fate, family of the shitbum you popped files a civil suit and you get cleaned out. All over a stupid bumper sticker? Come on, now.

      The thing is, stuff like bumper stickers (or decals for your kid’s school, the stick figure family, military, country club, etc.) are really just needless displays of vanity, and free advertising. No different than the shitlib who puts up a pride flag or a BLM sign in their yard, to signal to those of like mind, and agitate those who aren’t. Who else really needs to know these details about you and your family? The correct answer is absolutely nobody, and the fewer who do, the better. Stop getting caught up in useless ego stroking that has no payback, and stay smart by being quiet.

      You don’t needlessly volunteer irrelevant info to cops if they pull you over on some silly bullshit, so don’t do so for anyone else who can and will use it against you. Trying to stand on principle is proper and necessary, but some battles have a far greater cost than any possible reward, and in the present environment, those should be studiously avoided. This is not the hill to die on.

      • Point in fact I don’t have any bumper stickers on my vehicles so I’m not taking a stand over bumper stickers, I don’t have a Gadsen flag so there isn’t one flying at my home, I don’t have any Trump stickers but I do have a Trump 2024 ball cap. I’m also not advocating ignoring situations that can represent threats to our family members.

        You know never mind, I just deleted the rest of a friggin book length response but it just isn’t worth it.

        Look I know nothing about you other than a mental image from reading some posts by you on several different blogs. You know even less about me because I hardly ever make a post on a blog so you have nothing to work from other than most likely fewer than ten comments. So lets just express that we don’t know each other and not make too overly large assumptions about what motivates us or where we are coming from based on a single comment on a single post on a single blog.

        In the final analysis all I am doing is advocating taking a stand over free speech.

        wes
        wtdb

        • Fair enough. I have no beef with you, and didn’t intend it sound like I was making assumptions about you with the hypotheticals I presented above. Those were just given as examples of things that many seem to do, and carry a lot of risk but have no real reward.

          I fully agree on standing for free speech, and there are circumstances where going to the wall on that makes sense. Others, not so much.

          I’ll leave it at that.

  11. I would never put any bumper sticker on my vehicle or sign in my yard identifying my conservative beliefs. I think that the vast majority of people like me agree – the other side is mentally deranged and can cause great harm to you or your property. There would be nothing to be gained by advertising my conservatism. It will not change minds. You cannot reason with the unreasonable.

  12. Some people never get over their daddy complexes. They hold a deep seated grudge against some authority figure that held power over them some time in their lives and are all too eager to lash out in revenge for they’re having to toe the line. These people are also the ones who constantly cry about unfairness and discrimination. You know……the left

    They have never grown up. Never taken the responsibility for their own lives and their own faults. They blame everyone and everything but themselves.

    By supporting Trump you endorse the adult version of life they desperately seek to avoid. You remind them of their failings and give them no quarter.

    This is why people like this scream at you and claim you are a Nazi. This is why when you do not apologize for making them uncomfortable they abandon you.

    In the past and way back, people could not hide from their failings. Today with the elimination of the hunter gatherer within society and life in general, these people have the luxury of living as they do and yet, somehow manage to survive.

    We on the conservative side are built of much sterner stuff and we live open honest lives unafraid of criticism and ridicule. The people like you talked about: the left cannot stand this. It makes them look weak.

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