16 thoughts on “The Four Words No Man Ever Wants To Hear

  1. I was going with: We need to talk”. Translation: I’m going to bitch now, brace yourself.

  2. No, that’s not it. The scariest words I hear are “I have been thinking”.

    • Yeah, now that you mention it, I have been fucked over twice by those exact words

      • You know when a women is conniving and plotting and has plans to screw with your life? She opens her mouth…

        • Oh yeah! or “We should [fill in domestic &/or home improvement task here].

          “We” my overworked ass!

  3. Yeah, I HATE plumbing. But another four terrifying words are : “We need to paint……”
    Maybe she’s right, and it does look better after, but what a punch in the gut it is to hear that.

  4. Plugged toilet is easy. The words I fear are “How difficult would it be to….?”
    That usually leads to a pain in the ass of BIBLICAL proportions.

  5. yup. a big yes to the last two. and it is never good either when she says them words to you.

  6. No, it’s “Dad, I flush the toilet and it backs up into the shower…”

    …You need to be on septic to know the full “sweat factor” of this sentence…

    • You haven’t lived until snakes come up through the toilet from a cracked septic tank that you had pumped out a week before and when the septic service comes out to investigate and they found out the 20 year old kid had slammed the lid back down cracking it and the top of the septic tank allowing dirt to infill and then snakes and other critters. This was down South in Alabama… I got a new septic tank out of it and they did a good job.

  7. As luck would have it, my grandson managed to stuff around a half a roll of toilet paper down the hatch this morning.

    I heard those words from the wife, and had to work the plunger to sort it out.

    And, I just had the septic tank drained…

  8. Not that I dump oversize loads, I think I bought a wimpy toilet. 2 flushes per.

      • Yeah, that makes sense for you city folk, but for us people on a well and a septic tank…

      • “Low water use” toilet to me, a Hickbilly, one or two full bricks placed in the tank. Kind of shallow well and septic tank fixes needed in a five person household.

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