The barge in the middle just won the Miss Alabama pageant. No wonder we haven’t heard from Jeffery in Alabama, she ate him! That and at Waffle House a lot!
Notice there are two porkers. What has gotten into those shit-Lib, queer judges? Sorry, that is not beauty in a classical sense. Thanks to the lesser gods there was no swimsuit competition.
23 thoughts on “The barge in the middle just won the Miss Alabama pageant. No wonder we haven’t heard from Jeffery in Alabama, she ate him! That and at Waffle House a lot!”
Holy hell. She’s wearing my drapes!
That is damn funny!
By the pound they got a deal!
Welcome to clown world. Of Course she’s the prettiest one.
The world has gone crazy
Yecch. What a pig.
…. and the other beauty contestants are wondering how much great tasting food was left there while pushing away from supper table and gallons of sweat were wasted in competing with these contestants. They got a right to be pissed !
Not fat shaming, but they could have a beauty contest of their own. The View must be very conflicted on what side they are on.
Being from Alabama, I had to check that one. Whew…
I have two reactions: First, unless and until those women who are actually good looking and actual women stop going along with this crap, it wont stop. Two, It’s rather funny to see women who sell out to the idea of beauty with plenty of makeup, breast augmentation, and other plastic surgery whose bodies and faces are not real getting beat out by a hippo like that? Comedy writers couldn’t beat that.
They should call it a Backwards World beauty contest, or a contest to find the most hideous and disgusting.
Then people wonder why Red Lobster is going bankrupt. Shrimp are less fattening when you don’t eat a bushel at every meal for eternity.
Between Bribem and this fat pig is it a wonder why everyone else in the world laughs at us. I suppose it could have been worse. It could have been a man pretending to be a woman and that fat.
Well, at least they are all real women.
Um… Did you see what just won Ms Marylard? Wtf. Wtf indeed.
There ain’t enough flour….
Thank God.
Last Boy Scout?
I bet the winner hasn’t seen her own feet while standing in many, many years.
Just more stupid shit in clown world
Would love to have been a fly on the wall back stage in the white girls segregated dressing room
Of course she won…..she’s twice the woman of those other girls.
(Said in the same accent as the housekeeper from the Tom and Jerry cartoons) “She sho’ is an Alabama mammy an’ made when meat was cheap”.
How does she clean her ass? Or is there some small maintenance guy trapped in there scraping the funk out?
Why do you insist on asking these questions that no one on this blog really wants to contemplate. Only thing I can fathom is a garden hose on full blast with at least 175 psi used as a makeshift bidet…
I thought it was a very intelligent question myself.
The contests are just there to mock attractive white people now. Personally, i thought these things died out decades ago since only gay men watch the televised versions.
Holy hell. She’s wearing my drapes!
That is damn funny!
By the pound they got a deal!
Welcome to clown world. Of Course she’s the prettiest one.
The world has gone crazy
Yecch. What a pig.
…. and the other beauty contestants are wondering how much great tasting food was left there while pushing away from supper table and gallons of sweat were wasted in competing with these contestants. They got a right to be pissed !
Not fat shaming, but they could have a beauty contest of their own. The View must be very conflicted on what side they are on.
Being from Alabama, I had to check that one. Whew…
I have two reactions: First, unless and until those women who are actually good looking and actual women stop going along with this crap, it wont stop. Two, It’s rather funny to see women who sell out to the idea of beauty with plenty of makeup, breast augmentation, and other plastic surgery whose bodies and faces are not real getting beat out by a hippo like that? Comedy writers couldn’t beat that.
They should call it a Backwards World beauty contest, or a contest to find the most hideous and disgusting.
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Then people wonder why Red Lobster is going bankrupt. Shrimp are less fattening when you don’t eat a bushel at every meal for eternity.
Between Bribem and this fat pig is it a wonder why everyone else in the world laughs at us. I suppose it could have been worse. It could have been a man pretending to be a woman and that fat.
Well, at least they are all real women.
Um… Did you see what just won Ms Marylard? Wtf. Wtf indeed.
There ain’t enough flour….
Thank God.
Last Boy Scout?
I bet the winner hasn’t seen her own feet while standing in many, many years.
Just more stupid shit in clown world
Would love to have been a fly on the wall back stage in the white girls segregated dressing room
Of course she won…..she’s twice the woman of those other girls.
(Said in the same accent as the housekeeper from the Tom and Jerry cartoons) “She sho’ is an Alabama mammy an’ made when meat was cheap”.
How does she clean her ass? Or is there some small maintenance guy trapped in there scraping the funk out?
Why do you insist on asking these questions that no one on this blog really wants to contemplate. Only thing I can fathom is a garden hose on full blast with at least 175 psi used as a makeshift bidet…
I thought it was a very intelligent question myself.
The contests are just there to mock attractive white people now. Personally, i thought these things died out decades ago since only gay men watch the televised versions.