12 thoughts on “That’s it folks, I am moving to Maine cuz’ that is the funeral I want and would satisfy my Swedish ancestry. Last chance for a smoking hot body…”
And, I’d be willing to bet the boat is cheaper than a friggin’ casket!!
That’s how I’m going out . My wife said she has no problem putting me in my damn boat & dowsing the whole thing with that stinky racing fuel & light it up.
Save the motor, though – it’s probably worth more than the boat!
Selling it might pay for the funeral…
We did a miniature version for my husbands ashes. It was beautiful.
why use tour own boat ? find some asshole’s boat and set it on fire.
I think that asshole kerry has one right ? use his fucking boat and set it on fire.
or any other prick that has a nice boat that they got by fucking people over.
makes sense to me, why waste your money on a boat when there are so many others with nice boats, I mean the gas is going to cost enough already.
10 gallons of high test is not cheap these days. you might want to use 20 gallons and be sure of doing a good job of it !
seems fitting to me to help these people out with the whole hot=wet, cold- dry thing they believe in. remove their nasty boat ! help the planet !
And, I’d be willing to bet the boat is cheaper than a friggin’ casket!!
That’s how I’m going out . My wife said she has no problem putting me in my damn boat & dowsing the whole thing with that stinky racing fuel & light it up.
Save the motor, though – it’s probably worth more than the boat!
Selling it might pay for the funeral…
We did a miniature version for my husbands ashes. It was beautiful.
Cool! Sorry for your loss… but what a way to go!
The Norsemen. You’ll like it.
https://youtu.be/HpMvIZRUPf4
why use tour own boat ? find some asshole’s boat and set it on fire.
I think that asshole kerry has one right ? use his fucking boat and set it on fire.
or any other prick that has a nice boat that they got by fucking people over.
makes sense to me, why waste your money on a boat when there are so many others with nice boats, I mean the gas is going to cost enough already.
10 gallons of high test is not cheap these days. you might want to use 20 gallons and be sure of doing a good job of it !
seems fitting to me to help these people out with the whole hot=wet, cold- dry thing they believe in. remove their nasty boat ! help the planet !
https://legislature.maine.gov/legis/bills/getPDF.asp?paper=SP0342&item=1&snum=130
3 ยง1408. Open air cremation
I wonder how much wood you need?
Heh. Great way to hide criminal evidence. Light up a boat and call it a funeral. Who’s to know?
And I’m sure all the swimmers in Maine will just LOVE splashing around in charred human remains. . .
Much like the Ganges…
snort! Point to you, Cederq.